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Slot 1Edit

The Bush WhackerEdit

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Item Description
Hats Common
Ratty Green Hat
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 1

Uncommon
Soft Velvet Hat
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 2

Rare
Enchanted Elf Hat
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 3

Epic
Tri-Pointed Hat of Linking
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 4

Legendary
Engraved Silken Adventurer's Hat of Clicks
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 8
Legendary: Increases your Click Damage by 100%

Swords Common
Dull Sword
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 1%

Uncommon
Shiny Sword
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 2%

Rare
Sharp Sword
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 3%

Epic
Butchering Sword of Bloodiness
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 4%

Golden Epic
Unnecessarily Bisected Bush-Destroying Sword of Criticals‎
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 6%

Legendary
Fantastic Bush Slicing Sword of Amythysts
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 8%
Legendary: Increases your Critical Click Chance by 1%

Golden Legendary
Fantastic Bush Slicing Sword of Amythysts
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 12%
Legendary: Increases your Critical Click Chance by 1%

Wands Common
Newbie Wand
Increases the effect of The Bush Whacker's Swordplay ability by 10%

Uncommon
Polished Wand
Increases the effect of The Bush Whacker's Swordplay ability by 25%

Rare
Unsuspecting Wand
Increases the effect of The Bush Whacker's Swordplay ability by 50%

Epic
Ancient Wand of Wanding
Increases the effect of The Bush Whacker's Swordplay ability by 100%

Legendary
Enchanted Ivory Wand of Diamond Finding
Increases the effect of The Bush Whacker's Swordplay ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Robot Crusaders by 100%

RoboRabbitEdit

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Item Description
Carrots Common
Rotted Mecha-Carrot
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 1

Uncommon
Copper Mecha-Carrot
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 2

Rare
Refurbished Mecha-Carrot
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 3

Epic
Special Edition Souped-Up Mecha-Carrot
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 4

Legendary
Radioactive Glowing Glass Carrot of the Munchies
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 8
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all crusaders by 25% for each robot crusader in the formation

Tubes Common
Damaged Capacitor
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 1%

Uncommon
Cracked Plasma Tube
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 2%

Rare
Glowing Plasma Tube
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 3%

Epic
FutureTech Plasma Coil 9001b
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 4%

Legendary
Grade Ten Science Experiment Capacitor of Danger
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 8%
Legendary: Click-o-rama now also increases Critical Click Chance by 25% while active

Gears Common
Rusted Gear
Increases the effect of RoboRabbit's Wind-Up-Bunny ability by 10%

Uncommon
Stone Gear
Increases the effect of RoboRabbit's Wind-Up-Bunny ability by 25%

Rare
Fine Steel Gear
Increases the effect of RoboRabbit's Wind-Up-Bunny ability by 50%

Epic
Magical Dwarven Gear of Overburdening
Increases the effect of RoboRabbit's Wind-Up-Bunny ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Pristine Superfluid Gear of Obliteration
Increases the effect of RoboRabbit's Wind-Up-Bunny ability by 150%

Legendary
Up-Gearing Sun Gear of Geared up Gears
Increases the effect of RoboRabbit's Wind-Up-Bunny ability by 200%
Legendary: Increase the effect of RoboRabbit's Clicking Capacitor by 100%

Golden Legendary
Up-Gearing Sun Gear of Geared up Gears
Increases the effect of RoboRabbit's Wind-Up-Bunny ability by 300%
Legendary: Increase the effect of RoboRabbit's Clicking Capacitor by 100%

Graham the DriverEdit

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Item Description
Silly Hats Common
Mothballed Hat
Increases the Base DPS of Graham the Driver by 25%

Uncommon
Fuzzy Cowboy Hat
Increases the Base DPS of Graham the Driver by 50%

Rare
Festive Chicken Hat
Increases the Base DPS of Graham the Driver by 100%

Epic
Bob Ross Wig of Amazing Greenscreen Art Skillz
Increases the Base DPS of Graham the Driver by 400%

Legendary
10-Year Veteran's Driving Cap of Crashes
Increases the Base DPS of Graham the Driver by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100%

Costumes Common
Ratty Trekky Skirt
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Alluring Trekky Skirt
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Vroomy Car Costume
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
QWOPy QWOPing QWOPer of QWOPification
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Meta Bus Costume of Bustling Bussing
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Bus Stop! ability by 100%

Retro Bus Driver Hats Common
Ratty Driver's Hat
Increases the effect of Bus Stop! ability by 10%

Uncommon
Stitched Driver's Hat
Increases the effect of Bus Stop! ability by 25%

Rare
Certified Driver's Hat
Increases the effect of Bus Stop! ability by 50%

Epic
Brand New Desert Bus Hat Of Points
Increases the effect of Bus Stop! ability by 100%

Legendary
Magic Carp Cap of Magical Crap
Increases the effect of Bus Stop! ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Human Crusaders by 100%

Warwick the WarlockEdit

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Item Description
Capes Common
Ratty Warlock Cape
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 1%

Uncommon
Holey Warlock Cape
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 2%

Rare
Satin Warlock Cape
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 3%

Epic
Corpse-Craving Carnivorous Cape of Criticals
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 4%

Golden Epic
Creepy Warlock's Cloak of Cloaked Creeping
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 6%

Legendary
Super Evil Warlock's Cape of Curses
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 8%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Curse of Weakness ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Creepy Warlock's Cloak of Cloaked Creeping
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 12%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Curse of Weakness ability by 100%

Hats Common
Old Magician's Hat
Increases the Click Damage of Warwick the Warlock by 25%

Uncommon
Moth-balled Hat
Increases the Click Damage of Warwick the Warlock by 50%

Rare
Fuzzy Purple Hat
Increases the Click Damage of Warwick the Warlock by 100%

Epic
Seriously Magical Top Hat of Curses
Increases the Click Damage of Warwick the Warlock by 400%

Legendary
Dapperest Dapper Hat of the Dapper Leprechaun
Increases the Click Damage of Warwick the Warlock by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Magic Crusaders by 100%

Focuses Common
Patched Warlock Focus
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 1

Uncommon
Ratty Catty Focus
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 2

Rare
Emerald-Eyed Focus
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 3

Epic
Solid Amythyst Feline Focus of Ferocity
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 4

Legendary
Long-Tailed Feline Focus of Purring
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 8
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Leprechaun Crusaders by 100%

Slot 2Edit

Jim the LumberjackEdit

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Item Description
Axes Common
Rusty Axe
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 25%

Uncommon
Less Rusty Axe
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 50%

Rare
Shiny Axe
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 100%

Epic
Super Friggin' Sharp Axe
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 400%

Golden Epic
Super Friggin' Sharp Axe
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 600%

Legendary
Dwarven Forged Axe of Slaying
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 800%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Sharpen Party ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Dwarven Forged Axe of Slaying
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Sharpen Party ability by 100%

Caps Common
Motheaten Toque
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Itchy Wool Cap
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Snug Cashmere Cap
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Titanium-Infused Angora Beret
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Super Scary Bear Hat of Roaring
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Cashmere Cap of Unsustainable De-Forestation
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Buddy System ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Cashmere Cap of Unsustainable Deforestation
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Buddy System ability by 100%

Gloves Common
Furry Work Gloves
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 25%

Uncommon
Stiff Leather Work Gloves
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 50%

Rare
Cobra Hide Mittens
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 100%

Epic
Dragon Scale Gauntlets
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 400%

Legendary
Gold Inlaid Plaid Gloves of Lumberjacking
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 800%
Legendary: Increase the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Sasha the Fierce Warrior is also in the formation

Pilot PamEdit

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Item Description
Aviators Common
Busted Sunglasses
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 25%

Uncommon
Basic Aviators
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 50%

Rare
Hotshot's Aviators
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 100%

Epic
Eagle Eye Aviators of True-Sight
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 400%

Legendary
Incredibly Obnoxious Flared Aviators of Calculation
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 800%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 100%

Hat Common
Pilot Costume Hat
Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 10%

Uncommon
Recruit Pilot Hat
Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 25%

Rare
Veteran Pilot Hat
Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 50%

Epic
Baron's Bomber Hat of Bombastic Bombarding
Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Ace Pilot Helmet of Wind Tunnel Tested Aerodynamics
Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 150%

Legendary
Ace Jet Fighter Helmet of Extreme G-Forces
Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each DPS Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Ace Jet Fighter Helmet of Extreme G-Forces
Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each DPS Crusader in the formation

Plane Common
Styrofoam Airplane
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 25%

Uncommon
Last Year's Model Plane
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 50%

Rare
Mint P-51 Mustang
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 100%

Epic
RZ-1 A-Wing Interceptor
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 400%

Legendary
Itty Bitty Model Stealth Fighter of Inspiration
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when there are 3 or fewer Crusaders adjacent to Pilot Pam

Veronica, the Android ArcherEdit

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Item Description
Armguards Common
Ratty Cardboard Armguard
Increases the effect of Precise Aim ability by 10%

Uncommon
Fake Pleather Armguard
Increases the effect of Precise Aim ability by 25%

Rare
Fine Leather Armguard
Increases the effect of Precise Aim ability by 50%

Epic
Biomechanical Red Leather Armguard of Destruction
Increases the effect of Precise Aim ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Intricately Carved Armguard of Holographic Flower Petals
Increases the effect of Precise Aim ability by 150%

Legendary
Cyborg's Armguard of the Perfect Shot
Increases the effect of Precise Aim ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Precise Aim ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Cyborg's Armguard of the Perfect Shot
Increases the effect of Precise Aim ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Precise Aim ability by 100%

Bows Common
Shottily Crafted Bow
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Homemade Bow
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Well Constructed Bow
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Overly Elaborate Scoped Bow of Precision
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Overcomplicated Bow of Arrow Shooting
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Robot Crusader in the formation

Quivers Common
Empty Quiver
Increases the effect of Fire! ability by 10%

Uncommon
Hastily Stiched Quiver
Increases the effect of Fire! ability by 25%

Rare
Well Stocked Quiver
Increases the effect of Fire! ability by 50%

Epic
Auto-refilling Technological Quiver of Endless Arrows
Increases the effect of Fire! ability by 100%

Legendary
Scaled Quiver of the Impossible Arrows
Increases the effect of Fire! ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Elf Crusader in the formation

ArachnobuddyEdit

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Item Description
Web Common
Half-Broken Spider Web
Adds 1 additional target to Arachnobuddy's Web Blast ability

Uncommon
Well-Formed Spider Web
Adds 2 additional targets to Arachnobuddy's Web Blast ability

Rare
Steel Re-enforced Spider Web
Adds 3 additional targets to Arachnobuddy's Web Blast ability

Epic
Titanium Spider Web of Perfect Walking-Through Height
Adds 4 additional targets to Arachnobuddy's Web Blast ability

Legendary
Self-Expanding Web of Unbreakeable Sticky Strands
Adds 8 additional targets to Arachnobuddy's Web Blast ability
Legendary: Increases the effect of Arachnobuddy's Web Blast ability by 100%

Suit Common
Patched-Up Arachno-Suit
Increases the chance for Web Blast to critically hit by 10% (multiplicative)

Uncommon
Second-Hand Arachno-Suit
Increases the chance for Web Blast to critically hit by 25% (multiplicative)

Rare
Gleaming Arachno-Suit
Increases the chance for Web Blast to critically hit by 50% (multiplicative)

Epic
Well-Tailored Arachno-Suit of Many Cosplays
Increases the chance for Web Blast to critically hit by 100% (multiplicative)

Legendary
Queen-of-Blades Inspired Supersuit of Swankiness
Increases the chance for Web Blast to critically hit by 200% (multiplicative)
Legendary: Increase the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when The Metal Soldierette is also in the formation

Mask Common
Smelly Mask
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Comfortable Mask
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Sleek, Well-Fitting Mask
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Smooth Cotton Mask of Identity Hiding
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Nanofiber Mask of Entirely Pointless Eyeslots
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Supernatural Crusader in the formation

Slot 3Edit

Emo WerewolfEdit

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Item Description
Crystals Common
Dim Blood Crystal
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 25%

Uncommon
Pulsing Blood Crystal
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 50%

Rare
Pure Blood Crystal
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 100%

Epic
Dripping Blood Crystal
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 400%

Golden Epic
Ether Bonded Blood Crystal
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 600%

Legendary
Tear-Infused Blood Crystal of Weresouls
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 800%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Emo Werewolf's Lone Wolf ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Tear-Infused Blood Crystal of Weresouls
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Emo Werewolf's Lone Wolf ability by 100%

Capes Common
Moon Cape
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 25%

Uncommon
More Moon Cape
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 50%

Rare
Howling Moon Cape
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 100%

Epic
Goth Moon Cape
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 400%

Golden Epic
Incredibly Dense Cape of Gravitational Power
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 600%

Legendary
Strange Moon Cape of Emotional Distance
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 25% for each Crusader next to him

Golden Legendary
Strange Moon Cape of Emotional Distance
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 25% for each Crusader next to him

Hams Common
Week Old Ham
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Leftover Ham
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Honey-Cured Ham
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Enchanted Ham of Hamminess
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Spikey Smoked Hardcore Ham of Souls
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Cursed Ham Cheese and Lettuce Sandwich of Destruction
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the base DPS of Animal Crusaders by 100%

Golden Legendary
Cursed Ham Cheese and Lettuce Sandwich of Destruction
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases the base DPS of Animal Crusaders by 100%

Sally the SuccubusEdit

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Item Description
Whips Common
Comfy Yarn Whip
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 25%

Uncommon
Wooden Whip
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 50%

Rare
Smooth Leather Whip
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 100%

Epic
Snakeskin Whip of Power
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 400%

Golden Epic
Familiar Whip of Nibbling Agony
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 600%

Legendary
Love Taser of Erotic Tasing
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 800%
Legendary: Increase the base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 20% per male crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Love Taser of Erotic Tasing
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 20% per male crusader in the formation

Perfumes Common
Essence De Poo
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Flowery Perfume
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Alluring Perfume
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Ridiculously Expensive French Perfume
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Infuriating Perfume of Infinite Lovers
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Sally by 100% when at least 4 Crusaders are adjacent to her

Corsets Common
Frayed Corset
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 25%

Uncommon
Too-Tight Corset
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 50%

Rare
Quality Leather Corset
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 100%

Epic
Flowery Silk Corset of Seduction
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 400%

Legendary
Way-Too-Tight Corset of Impossible Measurements
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Sally by 20% per non-Supernatural Crusader in the formation

Karen, the Cat TeenagerEdit

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Item Description
Collars Common
Tight Plastic Collar
Increases the effect of Karen, the Cat Teenager's Center of the Universe ability by 10%

Uncommon
Faux-Leather Collar
Increases the effect of Karen, the Cat Teenager's Center of the Universe ability by 25%

Rare
Shiny Collar
Increases the effect of Karen, the Cat Teenager's Center of the Universe ability by 50%

Epic
Sky-Forged Collar of Resonant Chimes
Increases the effect of Karen, the Cat Teenager's Center of the Universe ability by 100%

Legendary
Oversized Collar Bell of Unlimited Stealth
Increases the effect of Karen, the Cat Teenager's Center of the Universe ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 25% for every extra effect she receives from Center of the Universe

Notebooks Common
Battered Notebook
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 25%

Uncommon
Over-Utilized Notebook
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 50%

Rare
Prim and Proper Notebook
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 100%

Epic
Learned Notebook of the Burgeoning Mind
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 400%

Legendary
Annotated Notebook of Amazing Fish Recipes
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Animal Crusader in the formation

Catnip Common
Moldy Catnip
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 25%

Uncommon
Dusty Catnip
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 50%

Rare
Name Brand Catnip
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 100%

Epic
Locally-Sourced Artisanal Catnip of Sopor
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 400%

Legendary
Catnip Filled Baggy of Unfortunate Distractions
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% for every life Karen has expended through Nine Lives

Slot 4Edit

Sasha the Fierce WarriorEdit

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Item Description
Shield Common
Old Wooden Shield
Increases the Base DPS of Sasha the Fierce Warrior by 25%

Uncommon
New Wooden Shield
Increases the Base DPS of Sasha the Fierce Warrior by 50%

Rare
Polished Ash Wood Shield
Increases the Base DPS of Sasha the Fierce Warrior by 100%

Epic
Unobtainium Wood Shield
Increases the Base DPS of Sasha the Fierce Warrior by 400%

Legendary
Super Pointy Legendary Shield of Impaled Enemies
Increases the Base DPS of Sasha the Fierce Warrior by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Tank Crusader in the formation

Helm Common
Helm of the Cook
Increases the effect of Bulwark by 10%

Uncommon
Gleaming Tin Hat
Increases the effect of Bulwark by 25%

Rare
Charmed Chainmail Cloche
Increases the effect of Bulwark by 50%

Epic
Mithril Chainmail Turban
Increases the effect of Bulwark by 100%

Golden Epic
Flappity Flap Helm of Battering
Increases the effect of Bulwark by 150%

Legendary
Full Plate Helmet of Pointy Purple Power
Increases the effect of Bulwark by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 33% for each Crusader in the column behind Sasha

Golden Legendary
Full Plate Helmet of Pointy Purple Power
Increases the effect of Bulwark by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 33% for each Crusader in the column behind Sasha

Gloves Common
Rusty Iron Fisticovers
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Gleaming Tin Fenderbenders
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Elegant Chainmail Gauntlets
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Mythril Chainmail Gauntlets
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Evil Infinity Gauntlet of Fair Use
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Fierce Warrior's Gauntlet of Menacing Pointing
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Sasha the Fierce Warrior's Bulwark ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Fierce Warrior's Gauntlet of Menacing Pointing
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Sasha the Fierce Warrior's Bulwark ability by 100%

Groklok the OrcEdit

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Item Description
Tooth Common
Broken Tooth
Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 10%

Uncommon
Stained Baby Tooth
Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 25%

Rare
Sparkling Wisdom Tooth
Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 50%

Epic
Pierced Tooth of Dentists' Nightmares
Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Pierced Golden Tooth of Antigravity Blood
Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 150%

Legendary
Imbued Tooth Dagger of Rabid Orcish Stabbing
Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Defensive Team ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Imbued Tooth Dagger of Rabid Orcish Stabbing
Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Defensive Team ability by 100%

Bracer Common
Cloth Bracer
Increases the health of Groklok the Orc by 10%

Uncommon
Padded Fur Bracer
Increases the health of Groklok the Orc by 25%

Rare
Tempered Leather Bracer
Increases the health of Groklok the Orc by 50%

Epic
Impractical Jeweled Bracer of Power
Increases the health of Groklok the Orc by 100%

Golden Epic
Amazing Azure Armguard of Awesome Arteries
Increases the health of Groklok the Orc by 150%

Legendary
Magical Steel Pauldron of the Linebacker
Increases the health of Groklok the Orc by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Gunslinger ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Magical Steel Pauldron of the Linebacker
Increases the health of Groklok the Orc by 300%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Gunslinger ability by 100%

Football Common
Deflated Football
Increases the Base DPS of Groklok the Orc by 25%

Uncommon
Brown Leather Handegg
Increases the Base DPS of Groklok the Orc by 50%

Rare
Sturdy Stitched Football
Increases the Base DPS of Groklok the Orc by 100%

Epic
Deadly Spiked Football of Bleeding
Increases the Base DPS of Groklok the Orc by 400%

Legendary
Solid Emerald Football of Painful Catches
Increases the Base DPS of Groklok the Orc by 800%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 100%

Mindy the MimeEdit

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Item Description
Hat Common
Ratty Hat
Increases the effect of Mimic ability by 10%

Uncommon
Mothballed Hat
Increases the effect of Mimic ability by 25%

Rare
Rosey Hat
Increases the effect of Mimic ability by 50%

Epic
Overly Rosed Rosey Rose Hat of Roses
Increases the effect of Mimic ability by 100%

Legendary
Flower Shaped Hat of the Limp Pink Flower
Increases the effect of Mimic ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Crusader adjacent to Mindy

InvisibleProp Common
Invisible Box
Increases the Base DPS of Mindy the Mime by 25%

Uncommon
Pretend Plexiglass Box
Increases the Base DPS of Mindy the Mime by 50%

Rare
Knotted Made-Up Rope
Increases the Base DPS of Mindy the Mime by 100%

Epic
Extremely Heavy Imaginary Anvil of Imaginary Toe-Stubs
Increases the Base DPS of Mindy the Mime by 400%

Legendary
Invisible Piano of Haunting Tunes
Increases the Base DPS of Mindy the Mime by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 20% for each Human Crusader in the formation

Makeup Common
Dried Up Makeup
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Basic Makeup
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Powdery Makeup
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Extensive and Expensive Makeup Kit of Amazingness
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Mauve Makeup of a Million Mauling Mines
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Pete the Carney is also in the formation

Slot 5Edit

The Washed Up HermitEdit

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Item Description
Backpacks Common
Ratty Backpack
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 25%

Uncommon
Adventurer's Backpack
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 50%

Rare
Hero's Backpack
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 100%

Epic
Backpack of Infinite Holding
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 400%

Golden Epic
Unicorn Backpack of Murderation
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 600%

Legendary
Empowered Backpack of the Long Lonely March
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 100% for each empty slot in the formation.

Golden Legendary
Empowered Backpack of the Long Lonely March
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 100% for each empty slot in the formation.

Hats Common
Tattered Straw Boater
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 25%

Uncommon
Shrunken Panama Hat
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 50%

Rare
Fancy Felt Fedora
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 100%

Epic
Basilisk-Hide Stetson
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 400%

Golden Epic
Totally Normal Average Hat of Normalness
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 600%

Legendary
Decked Out Cowboy Hat of the Lone Wanderer
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Human Crusaders by 100%

Golden Legendary
Decked Out Cowboy Hat of the Lone Wanderer
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Human Crusaders by 100%

Rings Common
Rusted Iron Ring
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Shiny Tin Ring
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Enchanted Silver Ring
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Pain-Relieving Platinum Ring
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Bling Bling Wing Ring
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Jade Imbued Promise Ring of Lost Love
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 25% per Supernatural Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Jade Imbued Promise Ring of Lost Love
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 25% per Supernatural Crusader in the formation

Kyle the Party BroEdit

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Item Description
Shirt Common
Bad White Shirt
Increases the Base DPS of Kyle the Party-Bro by 25%

Uncommon
Sweat-Stained Undershirt
Increases the Base DPS of Kyle the Party-Bro by 50%

Rare
Ironed Blue T-Shirt
Increases the Base DPS of Kyle the Party-Bro by 100%

Epic
Popped Green Shirt of the Bro
Increases the Base DPS of Kyle the Party-Bro by 400%

Legendary
Popped Collar Shirt of Multiple Shirts
Increases the Base DPS of Kyle the Party-Bro by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Kyle by 100% when there are 4 or more Crusaders adjacent to him

Keg Common
Rusty Keg
Increases the effect of Kyle the Party-Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 25%

Uncommon
Spoiled Old Keg
Increases the effect of Kyle the Party-Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 50%

Rare
Solid Beer-Filled Keg
Increases the effect of Kyle the Party-Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 100%

Epic
Runed Keg of the Bro
Increases the effect of Kyle the Party-Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 400%

Golden Epic
Decadent Naturally Green Beer Keg of Regrets
Increases the effect of Kyle the Party-Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 600%

Legendary
Stolen Gold Inlaid Dwarven Inn Keg of Ages
Increases the effect of Kyle the Party-Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 800%
Legendary: Increases Kyle's Base DPS by 100% when there are more Crusaders behind him than in front of him

Golden Legendary
Stolen Gold Inlaid Dwarven Inn Keg of Ages
Increases the effect of Kyle the Party-Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 1,200%
Legendary: Increases Kyle's Base DPS by 100% when there are more Crusaders behind him than in front of him

Cap Common
Old Cap
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Fairly Weathered Cap
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Brand New Brand Name Cap
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Tagged Magical Cap of the Bro
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Beer Keg Cap of Reckless Overindulgence
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Kyle the Party Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 100%

Serpent King DracoEdit

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Item Description
Crowns Common
Garden Snake Crown
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 25%

Uncommon
Green Snake Crown
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 50%

Rare
Crafted Snake Crown
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 100%

Epic
Slimey Golden Snake Crown of Hissing
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 400%

Golden Epic
Golden Slithering Serpent Crown of Emeralds
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 600%

Legendary
Twisted Crown of Conflicting Snake Morals
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Royal Crusaders by 100%

Golden Legendary
Twisted Crown of Conflicting Snake Morals
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Royal Crusaders by 100%

Idols Common
Rotting Snake Idol
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Fine Wooden Idol
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Magical Birch Idol
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Glowing Stone Snake Idol of Secrets
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Scaley Snake Idol of Eternal Suffocation
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Animal Crusaders by 100%

Sceptres Common
Common Snake Sceptre
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 25%

Uncommon
Smooth Snake Sceptre
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 50%

Rare
Poisoned Snake Sceptre
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 100%

Epic
Gilded Stone Sceptre of Slithering
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 400%

Golden Epic
Spellbinding Scepter of Spiraling Serpents
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 600%

Legendary
Golden Sceptre of Slithering Gems and Jewels
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 20% for each Human Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Golden Sceptre of Slithering Gems and Jewels
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 20% for each Human Crusader in the formation

Henry, the Scaredy-GhoulEdit

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Item Description
Gravestone Common
Dismal Gravestone
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 25%

Uncommon
Chipped Gravestone
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 50%

Rare
Polished Gravestone
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 100%

Epic
Sentient Cursed Gravestone of Undead Fury
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 400%

Legendary
Demonic Gravestone of Undead Deadness
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 100% for each empty slot in the formation

Security Blanket Common
Ratty Blanket
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 25%

Uncommon
Torn Blanket
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 50%

Rare
Blue Security Blanket
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 100%

Epic
Magical Star-Woven Security Blanket of Friendship
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 400%

Legendary
Hand-crafted Safety Blanky of Unfounded Fright
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 20% for each non-Human Crusader in the formation

Torch Common
Plastic Torch
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Flickering Torch
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
LED Flashlight
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Nuclear Powered 32,000 Lux Headlamp of Daylight
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Mighty Morphin' Flashlight of Demonic True-sight
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Alan the ArchAngel is also in the formation

Slot 6Edit

Detective KaineEdit

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Item Description
Cape Common
Old Grey Wool Cape
Increases the effect of A-Hah! ability by 10%

Uncommon
Elegant Gabardine Cape
Increases the effect of A-Hah! ability by 25%

Rare
Supple Leather Mantle
Increases the effect of A-Hah! ability by 50%

Epic
Enchanted Leather Invisibility Cloak
Increases the effect of A-Hah! ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Enchanted Leather Invisibility Cloak
Increases the effect of A-Hah! ability by 150%

Legendary
Anti-Invisibility Cape of the Subtle Investigator
Increases the effect of A-Hah! ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Nate Dragon is also in the formation

Golden Legendary
Anti-Invisibility Cape of the Subtle Investigator
Increases the effect of A-Hah! ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Nate Dragon is also in the formation

Magnifying Glass Common
Cracked Magnifying Glass
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 5% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Uncommon
Clear Magnifying Glass
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 10% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Rare
Titanium and Quartz Glass of Clarity
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 25% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Epic
Enhanced Sapphire and Crystal Glass
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 50% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Legendary
All-Seeing Magnifying Glass of Alternate Dimension Scrying
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 75% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)
Legendary: Increases all gold found by 25% for each point of Experience Detective Kaine has

Hat Common
Polyester Hat
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Worn Wool Topper
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
The Holmes Chapeau
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Enchanted Wooly Helmet of Perception
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Superior Disguise of Investigation
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Confusing Disguise of the Samurai Lumberjack Detective
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases all gold found by 25% for each Gold Finder Crusader

Golden Legendary
Confusing Disguise of the Samurai Lumberjack Detective
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases all gold found by 25% for each Gold Finder Crusader

Mister the MonkeyEdit

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Item Description
Hats Common
Last Year's Bowler Hat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 5% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Uncommon
This Year's Bowler Hat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 10% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Rare
Slightly Dapper Bowler Hat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 25% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Epic
Over-the-top Bowler Hat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 50% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Legendary
Rocket-Powered Bowler Hat of Explosions
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 75% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Animal Crusaders by 100%

Canes Common
Twiggy Cane
Increases the effect of Follow the Leader ability by 10%

Uncommon
Perfectly Fine Cane
Increases the effect of Follow the Leader ability by 25%

Rare
Investigator's Cane
Increases the effect of Follow the Leader ability by 50%

Epic
Ancient Silver Cane of Walking
Increases the effect of Follow the Leader ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Hidden Blade Cane of Secret Stabby Stabby‎
Increases the effect of Follow the Leader ability by 150%

Legendary
Suave Serpent Cane of Sauntering Sapiens
Increases the effect of Follow the Leader ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Crusader in the column behind Mister the Monkey

Golden Legendary
Hidden Blade Cane of Secret Stabby Stabby‎
Increases the effect of Follow the Leader ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Crusader in the column behind Mister the Monkey

Toys Common
Flappy Bird
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Annoyed Bird
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Three-Eyed Crow
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Spongy Toy
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Somewhat Creepy Mini-Monkey Toy of Self Reference
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Sparkling Squeaking Unicorn Toy of Amusement
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 33% for each Crusader affected by Follow the Leader (additive)

Golden Legendary
Somewhat Creepy Mini-Monkey Toy of Self-Reference
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 33% for each Crusader affected by Follow the Leader (additive)

Larry the LeprechaunEdit

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Item Description
Pots Common
Rusty Pot Of Gold
Increases the effect of Little Pockets ability by 10%

Uncommon
Mostly Empty Pot Of Gold
Increases the effect of Little Pockets ability by 25%

Rare
Full Pot Of Gold
Increases the effect of Little Pockets ability by 50%

Epic
Golden Pot Of So Much Gold
Increases the effect of Little Pockets ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Clover Encrusted Pot Of So Much Gold
Increases the effect of Little Pockets ability by 150%

Legendary
Locked Four-Leaf Chest of Rainbows
Increases the effect of Little Pockets ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Magic Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Locked Four-Leaf Chest of Rainbows
Increases the effect of Little Pockets ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Magic Crusader in the formation

Canes Common
Crappy Cane
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Knotty Cane
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Fairly Good Cane
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Magical Fancy Cane of Magic
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Hypnotic Runed Cane of the Ancient Leprechaun
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Soft Sprig of the Virgin Tree
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increase the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Leprechaun Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Soft Sprig of the Virgin Tree
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increase the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Leprechaun Crusader in the formation

Hats Common
Terrible Hat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 5% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Uncommon
Ratty Hat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 10% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Rare
Much Better Hat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 25% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Epic
Incredibly Magic Greenest Tophat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 50% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Legendary
Three-Leafed Crown of the Non-Royal Leprechaun
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 75% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)
Legendary: Increases the effect of Larry the Leprechaun's Little Pocket ability by 100%

Bernard the BartenderEdit

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Item Description
Bottle Common
Empty Bottle
Increase the chance of Tips! by 10%

Uncommon
Half-Empty Bottle
Increase the chance of Tips! by 25%

Rare
Opaque Bottle
Increase the chance of Tips! by 50%

Epic
Shiny Liquor Bottle of Flashy Bar Tending
Increase the chance of Tips! by 100%

Legendary
Gold and Ivory Bottle of Pristine Godly Liquid
Increase the chance of Tips! by 200%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 100%

Shot Glass Common
Busted Shot Glass
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Broken Shot Glass
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Sturdy Shot Glass
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Shot Shot Glass of Shoddy Shots
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Molded Skull Shotglass of the Badass Patron
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Female Crusader in the formation

Bar Cloth Common
Pilling Bar Cloth
Increases the effect of Tips! ability by 10%

Uncommon
Ragged Bar Cloth
Increases the effect of Tips! ability by 25%

Rare
New Bar Cloth
Increases the effect of Tips! ability by 50%

Epic
Super Absorbsant Striped Bar Cloth of A Thousand Spills
Increases the effect of Tips! ability by 100%

Legendary
Golden Cloth of the Perfectly Clean Golden Counter
Increases the effect of Tips! ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Tips! ability by 100%

Slot 7Edit

The PrincessEdit

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Item Description
Capes Common
Flame Cape
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 5% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Uncommon
Blaze Cape
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 10% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Rare
Inferno Cape
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 25% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Epic
Wildfire Cape
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 50% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Golden Epic
Flaming Cape of Burning Backs
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 60% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Legendary
Pearl-Tied Winged Cape of Royal Endeavors
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 75% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when King Reginald IV is also in the formation

Golden Legendary
Pearl-Tied Winged Cape of Royal Endeavors
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 80% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when King Reginald IV is also in the formation

Necklaces Common
Dull Golden Necklace
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Shiny Golden Necklace
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Blood Stone Golden Necklace
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Necklace of Captured Souls
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Royal Ruby Necklace of Fireproof Foliage
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Flame-Imbued Fire Familiar Necklace of Burning
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of non-Event Crusaders by 100%

Golden Legendary
Royal Ruby Necklace of Fireproof Foliage
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of non-Event Crusaders by 100%

Gloves Common
Tinder-Spark Gloves
Increases the effect of The Princess's Ignite, Char, Conflagrate, and Incinerate abilities by 10%

Uncommon
Four-Burner Gloves
Increases the effect of The Princess's Ignite, Char, Conflagrate, and Incinerate abilities by 25%

Rare
Blazing Fury Gauntlets
Increases the effect of The Princess's Ignite, Char, Conflagrate, and Incinerate abilities by 50%

Epic
Phoenix Feather Flame Gloves
Increases the effect of The Princess's Ignite, Char, Conflagrate, and Incinerate abilities by 100%

Golden Epic
Molten Gloves of Annihilation
Increases the effect of The Princess's Ignite, Char, Conflagrate, and Incinerate abilities by 150%

Legendary
Flaming Four-Fingered Gloves of the Phoenix
Increases the effect of The Princess's Ignite, Char, Conflagrate, and Incinerate abilities by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Royal Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Flaming Four-Fingered Gloves of the Phoenix
Increases the effect of The Princess's Ignite, Char, Conflagrate, and Incinerate abilities by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Royal Crusader in the formation

RoboTurkeyEdit

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Item Description
Chips Common
Bargain-bin Mystery Chip
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 5% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Uncommon
Dated Multi-use Computer Chip
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 10% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Rare
Next Gen TurkeyTech Motherboard
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 25% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Epic
Quantum Computer Chip
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 50% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Legendary
Super Duper Computer Chip of Ones and Zeros
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 75% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)
Legendary: Increase the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% per robot in the formation

Power sources Common
Leaky Second-Hand Battery
Increases the effect of RoboTurkey's Short Circuit ability by 10%

Uncommon
Simple Alkaline Battery
Increases the effect of RoboTurkey's Short Circuit ability by 25%

Rare
Recharable AA Lithium Battery
Increases the effect of RoboTurkey's Short Circuit ability by 50%

Epic
Bottomless Ultracapacitor Battery
Increases the effect of RoboTurkey's Short Circuit ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Bottomless Ultracapacitor Battery
Increases the effect of RoboTurkey's Short Circuit ability by 150%

Legendary
Dual-Chambered Battery of Infinite Power
Increases the effect of RoboTurkey's Short Circuit ability by 200%
Legendary: Increase the Base DPS of Crusaders in the formation affected by Short Circuit by 100%

Golden Legendary
Dual-Chambered Battery of Infinite Power
Increases the effect of Short Circuit ability by 300%
Legendary: Increase the Base DPS of Crusaders in the formation affected by Short Circuit by 100%

Armour Common
Painted Ceramic Plate
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Iron Plate
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Fancy Titanium Composite Plate
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Diamond-Infused Future-Alloy Plate
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Forged Vibranium Plating of Denting
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Momma Kaine is also in the formation

Ranger RaynaEdit

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Item Description
Knives Common
Dull Knife
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 1%

Uncommon
Cracked Knife
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 2%

Rare
Sharpened Knife
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 3%

Epic
Magically Enhanced Slicey-Slicey Knife of Slicing
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 4%

Golden Epic
Spring-Loaded Swiss Army Knife of the Daredevil
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 6%

Legendary
Survival Knife of the Fittest Ranger
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 8%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Ranger Rayna's Friend of Nature ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Spring-Loaded Swiss Army Knife of the Daredevil
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 12%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Ranger Rayna's Friend of Nature ability by 100%

Bandages Common
Oozing Bandaid
Increases the Base DPS of Ranger Rayna by 25%

Uncommon
Bloody Bandaid
Increases the Base DPS of Ranger Rayna by 50%

Rare
Clean Bandaid
Increases the Base DPS of Ranger Rayna by 100%

Epic
Fully Equipped Ranger Medkit of Ranging
Increases the Base DPS of Ranger Rayna by 400%

Legendary
Well Stocked Emergency Kit of the Outdoorswoman
Increases the Base DPS of Ranger Rayna by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Ranger Rayna by 100% when Littlefoot is also in the formation

Badges Common
Cheap Ranger Badge
Increases the effect of Friend of Nature ability by 25%

Uncommon
Fading Ranger Badge
Increases the effect of Friend of Nature ability by 50%

Rare
Fine Ranger Badge
Increases the effect of Friend of Nature ability by 100%

Epic
Employee of the Month Ranger Badge
Increases the effect of Friend of Nature ability by 400%

Golden Epic
Pink Power Ranger Badge of Mighty Morphin' Time
Increases the effect of Friend of Nature ability by 600%

Legendary
Impervious Ranger Badge of Unlimited Oversight
Increases the effect of Friend of Nature ability by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% for each Animal Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Impervious Ranger Badge of Unlimited Oversight
Increases the effect of Friend of Nature ability by 1.20K%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% for each Animal Crusader in the formation

Baenarall, Angel of HopeEdit

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Item Description
Maces Common
Falling-Apart Mace
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Ancient Hatred ability by 10%

Uncommon
Wooden Mace
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Ancient Hatred ability by 25%

Rare
Shining Mace
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Ancient Hatred ability by 50%

Epic
Sparking Mace of Sharpened Spikes
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Ancient Hatred ability by 100%

Legendary
Blessed Mace of Enemy-Crushing Rightousness
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Ancient Hatred ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 100% when there are 2 or fewer supernatural Crusaders in the formation

Shields Common
Splintered Shield
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Diversity ability by 10%

Uncommon
Rusty Shield
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Diversity ability by 25%

Rare
Sturdy Shield
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Diversity ability by 50%

Epic
Sigil-Inlaid Shield of Great Protection
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Diversity ability by 100%

Legendary
Gold-Leafed Great-Shield of Holy Multiplicity
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Diversity ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of All Crusaders by 100% if Alan the Archangel is in the formation

Breastplates Common
Crumbling Breastplate
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Heavy Breastplate
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Reinforced Breastplate
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Studded Breastplate of Great Protection
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Blue-Winged Breastplate of Fashionable Defensiveness
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's The Old Guard ability by 100%

Slot 8Edit

Natalie DragonEdit

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Item Description
Gloves Common
Worn Lizardskin Mitts
Increases the Base DPS of Natalie Dragon by 25%

Uncommon
Stiff Crocodile Gauntlets
Increases the Base DPS of Natalie Dragon by 50%

Rare
Elegant Basilisk Scale Handwraps
Increases the Base DPS of Natalie Dragon by 100%

Epic
Enchanted Dragonscale Gauntlets
Increases the Base DPS of Natalie Dragon by 400%

Legendary
Lizard-Scale Gauntlets of Curse Avoidance
Increases the Base DPS of Natalie Dragon by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Female Crusaders by 100%

Cape Common
Ripped Lizardskin Poncho
Increase all Gold found by 10%

Uncommon
Massive Crocodile Mantle
Increase all Gold found by 25%

Rare
Cobraskin Cloak
Increase all Gold found by 50%

Epic
Enchanted Dragonscale Cape of Secrecy
Increase all Gold found by 100%

Golden Epic
Gold Collared Wyrmskin Cape of Remembrance
Increase all Gold found by 150%

Legendary
Scaley Silken Cloak of the Big Sister
Increase all Gold found by 200%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 25% for each Human Crusader

Golden Legendary
Scaley Silken Cloak of the Big Sister
Increase all Gold found by 300%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 25% for each Human Crusader

Knife Common
Dual Bladed Knife
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Really Sharp Dual Bladed Knife
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Moonstone Dual Bladed Knife
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Enchanted Dual Bladed Knife
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Spring-Loaded Dual-Bladed Knife of Accidental De-Handation
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Double-Ended Dual-Bladed 'Knife' of Ridiculousness
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Nate Dragon is also in the formation

Golden Legendary
Double-Ended Dual-Bladed 'Knife' of Ridiculousness
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Nate Dragon is also in the formation

Jack O'LanternEdit

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Item Description
Top Common
Ratty Team Garb
Increases the effect of Cry For Help ability by 25%

Uncommon
Used Game Shirt
Increases the effect of Cry For Help ability by 50%

Rare
Hero's Lucky Jersey
Increases the effect of Cry For Help ability by 75%

Epic
Superstar's Sweatsuit
Increases the effect of Cry For Help ability by 100%

Legendary
Unlucky Jersey of Spiked Pauldrons
Increases the effect of Cry For Help ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Cry For Help ability by 100%

Knives Common
Ye Olde Breadslicer
Increase all Gold found by 10%

Uncommon
Chef's Boning Knife
Increase all Gold found by 25%

Rare
HenkelMeister Slicer
Increase all Gold found by 50%

Epic
Jackie Scissorhands
Increase all Gold found by 100%

Golden Epic
Dancing Blades of Haunted Pumpkin Carving
Increase all Gold found by 150%

Legendary
Powered Meat Knife of Legendary Carving
Increase all Gold found by 200%
Legendary: Increases the health of Jack O'Lantern by 100%

Golden Legendary
Powered Meat Knife of Legendary Carving
Increase all Gold found by 300%
Legendary: Increases the health of Jack O'Lantern by 100%

Candles Common
Waxy Burnt Stub
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Kobold Candle
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Gothic Candelabra
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Galondrial's Light
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Magical Hanging Chandelier of Dual Candles
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increase all Gold found by 10% for each enemy attacking Jack O'Lantern

President Billy SmithsonianEdit

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Item Description
Cufflinks Common
Cheap Cereal Cufflink
Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Act of Congress ability by 10%

Uncommon
Mister Meows Cufflink
Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Act of Congress ability by 25%

Rare
Golden Seal Cufflink
Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Act of Congress ability by 50%

Epic
Shiny Diamond Cufflink of Linking
Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Act of Congress ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Ridiculously Garish Diamond Encrusted Cufflink of Doom
Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Act of Congress ability by 150%

Legendary
Elegant Platinum Cufflinks of the Impartial Executive
Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Act of Congress ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Us Vs. Them ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Elegant Platinum Cufflinks of the Impartial Executive
Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Act of Congress ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Us Vs. Them ability by 100%

Suits Common
Ratty Mildewy Suit
Increase all Gold found by 10%

Uncommon
Used Car Salesman Suit
Increase all Gold found by 25%

Rare
Expensive Sharp Suit
Increase all Gold found by 50%

Epic
Freshly Dry Cleaned Suit of Illusions
Increase all Gold found by 100%

Legendary
Finely Tailored Suit of Extreme Charisma
Increase all Gold found by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each human Crusader in the formation

Razors Common
Dull Razor
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Knicked Razor
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Dollar Club Razor
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Lithium Battery Powered Razor of Closeness
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Alternative Shaving Kit of Facts and Figures
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases Gold Find by 10% for every monster on screen

Karl the KickerEdit

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Item Description
Trophy Common
Participation Trophy
Increase all Gold found by 10%

Uncommon
Third Place Trophy
Increase all Gold found by 25%

Rare
Second Place Trophy
Increase all Gold found by 50%

Epic
Perpetual First Place Trophy of Tremendous Winning
Increase all Gold found by 100%

Legendary
Platinum-Plated Universal Trophy of Victory
Increase all Gold found by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Orc Crusader in the formation.

Helmet Common
Fake Foam Helmet
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Scuffed Helmet
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Gently Used Helmet
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Windtunnel Tested Carbon Fibre Helmet of Smashing
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Dangerously Spiked Safety Helmet of Murder
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Elf Crusader in the formation

Shoe Common
Sole-less Kicking Shoe
Increases the effect of Punt It ability by 10%

Uncommon
Well Used Kicking Shoe
Increases the effect of Punt It ability by 25%

Rare
Brand New Kicking Shoe
Increases the effect of Punt It ability by 50%

Epic
Cheaty Kicking Shoe of Springs and Magnets and Whatnot
Increases the effect of Punt It ability by 100%

Legendary
Surprisingly Light Kicker's Shoes of Kicking
Increases the effect of Punt It ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Punt It ability by 100%

Slot 9Edit

Jason, Master of ShadowsEdit

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Item Description
Goggles Common
Run of the Mill Night Goggles
Increases the Base DPS of Jason, Master of Shadows by 25%

Uncommon
Military Grade Night Goggles
Increases the Base DPS of Jason, Master of Shadows by 50%

Rare
CIA Night Goggles
Increases the Base DPS of Jason, Master of Shadows by 100%

Epic
Fifth Freedom Goggle
Increases the Base DPS of Jason, Master of Shadows by 400%

Golden Epic
Elite Octovision Goggles of the Deadly Assassin
Increases the Base DPS of Jason, Master of Shadows by 600%

Legendary
X-Ray Infrared Day-Vision Goggles of the Night
Increases the Base DPS of Jason, Master of Shadows by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Emo Werewolf is also in the formation

Golden Legendary
X-Ray Infrared Day-Vision Goggles of the Night
Increases the Base DPS of Jason, Master of Shadows by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Emo Werewolf is also in the formation

Samurai Sword Common
Dull Samurai Sword
Increase all Gold found by 10%

Uncommon
Sharp Samurai Sword
Increase all Gold found by 25%

Rare
Tamahagane Steel Katana
Increase all Gold found by 50%

Epic
Dragon Head Katana
Increase all Gold found by 100%

Golden Epic
Multibladed Jelly-Covered Katana of Decapitation
Increase all Gold found by 150%

Legendary
Cloud Serpent Engraved Samurai Dagger of Backstabs
Increase all Gold found by 200%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 100% when the formation is under attack

Golden Legendary
Cloud Serpent Engraved Samurai Dagger of Backstabs
Increase all Gold found by 300%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 100% when the formation is under attack

Cape Common
Moth Mantle
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Grey Hooded Cape
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Cloak of Shadows
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Mantle of the Blackshadow Spider
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Rain Proof Whole Body Cloak of the Shadows
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Jason, Master of Shadows's Ambush ability by 100%

Pete the CarneyEdit

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Item Description
Gloves Common
Ratty Boxing Glove
Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 10%

Uncommon
Padded Boxing Glove
Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 25%

Rare
Bloodied Boxing Glove
Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 50%

Epic
Hilarious Spiked Boxing Glove
Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Banned Adamantium Spiked Boxing Glove of Mutilation
Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 150%

Legendary
Banned Boxing Glove of Laser Sighted Accuracy
Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Banned Adamantium Spiked Boxing Glove of Mutilation
Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 100%

Chickens Common
Cloth Chicken
Increase all Gold found by 10%

Uncommon
Leaking Rubber Chicken
Increase all Gold found by 25%

Rare
Expensive Rubber Chicken
Increase all Gold found by 50%

Epic
Solid Gold Rubber Chicken
Increase all Gold found by 100%

Golden Epic
Squacking Rubber Chicken of Squaaaaa aaaa aaa aa a
Increase all Gold found by 150%

Legendary
Super Life-like Rubber Chicken of Masterful Crafting
Increase all Gold found by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10% for each Crusader in the formation not affected by Bad Joke

Golden Legendary
Super Life-like Rubber Chicken of Masterful Crafting
Increase all Gold found by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10% for each Crusader in the formation not affected by Bad Joke

Shoes Common
Knotted Clown Shoe
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Perfectly Okay Clown Shoe
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Polished Clown Shoe
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Pair of Spiked Clown Shoes
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
TSA-Disapproved Shoe of Airport Security Nightmares
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Incredibly Dangerous Boot of Don't Ever Kick People With It
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Crusader in the formation affected by Bad Joke

Golden Legendary
TSA-Disapproved Shoe of Airport Security Nightmares
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increase Global DPS by 25% for each Crusader affected by Bad Joke (additive)

BrootEdit

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Item Description
Amber Common
Tiny Amber Morsel
Increase all Gold found by 10%

Uncommon
Respectable Chunk of Amber
Increase all Gold found by 25%

Rare
Polished Amber Skull
Increase all Gold found by 50%

Epic
Glowing Amber Bust of the Nose
Increase all Gold found by 100%

Golden Epic
Perfectly-Preserved Amber Skull of Mysterious Power
Increase all Gold found by 150%

Legendary
Billion Year Old Amber Bust of the Forefather
Increase all Gold found by 200%
Legendary: Increase DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Broot is under attack

Golden Legendary
Billion Year Old Amber Bust of the Forefather
Increase all Gold found by 300%
Legendary: Increase DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Broot is under attack

Armour Common
Small Bundle of Twigs
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Stout Cord of Wood
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Wrapped Cord of Hardwood
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Polished Horned Armor of Broot
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Hardened Solidwood Branch Armor of Friendship
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increase DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Robbie Raccoon is also in the formation

Food Common
Poisoned Berries
Increases the effect of buffs received from Robbie Raccoon by 10%

Uncommon
Tasty Berries
Increases the effect of buffs received from Robbie Raccoon by 25%

Rare
Blue Berries of Buffing
Increases the effect of buffs received from Robbie Raccoon by 50%

Epic
Purple Plum of Forest Fun
Increases the effect of buffs received from Robbie Raccoon by 100%

Legendary
Perfectly Flavorful Fuzzy Peach of Succulence
Increases the effect of buffs received from Robbie Raccoon by 200%
Legendary: Increase DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Animal Crusader in the formation

Paul the PilgrimEdit

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Item Description
Anchor Common
Rusty Anchor
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Imported Riches ability by 10%

Uncommon
Blood-Stained Anchor
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Imported Riches ability by 25%

Rare
Shiny Iron Anchor
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Imported Riches ability by 50%

Epic
Ornamental Golden Anchor of the HMS Victory
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Imported Riches ability by 100%

Legendary
Solid Gold Anchor of Wasteful Ship Anchoring
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Imported Riches ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Tank Crusader in the formation

Pilgrim Hat Common
Holey Pilgrim Hat
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Mayflower ability by 10%

Uncommon
Patched Pilgrim Hat
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Mayflower ability by 25%

Rare
Fine Pilgrim Hat
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Mayflower ability by 50%

Epic
Masterful Straw Pilgrim Hat of Epic Pilgrim Plundering
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Mayflower ability by 100%

Legendary
Super Rigid Pilgrim's Hat of Sparkling Rubies
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Mayflower ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Petra the Pilgrim is also in the formation

Pitchfork Common
Snapped Pitchfork
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Bended Pitchfork
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Solid Oak Pitchfork
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Razor Sharpened Pitchfork of the Aggressive Villager
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Spring-Loaded Pitchfork of Springy-Pitches
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the health of Paul the Pilgrim by 100%

Slot 10Edit

Artaxes, the LionEdit

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Item Description
Goggles Common
Slightly Damaged Goggles
Savage Strikes now also increases Global DPS by 10% while active

Uncommon
Seeing Eye Goggles
Savage Strikes now also increases Global DPS by 25% while active

Rare
Power Grid Goggles
Savage Strikes now also increases Global DPS by 50% while active

Epic
Lion's Pride Gold and Emerald Goggles
Savage Strikes now also increases Global DPS by 100% while active

Golden Epic
Cat-Eye Synth Goggles of Celebration
Savage Strikes now also increases Global DPS by 150% while active

Legendary
Emerald Cat-Vision Goggles of the Forgotten Pride
Savage Strikes now also increases Global DPS by 200% while active
Legendary: Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Emerald Cat-Vision Goggles of the Forgotten Pride
Savage Strikes now also increases Global DPS by 300% while active
Legendary: Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 100%

Amulets Common
Green Tin Pendant
Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 10%

Uncommon
Gold and Peridot Amulet
Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 25%

Rare
Jade Amulet of Twisting Power
Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 50%

Epic
Emerald Amulet of the Dancing Power Lion
Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Frickin' Amazing Amulet of Explosions 'n Shit
Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 150%

Legendary
All-Seeing Amulet of the Prowling Hunter
Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 33% for each Crusader in the formation affected by Roar!

Golden Legendary
All-Seeing Amulet of the Prowling Hunter
Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 33% for each Crusader in the formation affected by Roar!

Hats Common
Faded Wool Stove Pipe
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Old Evening Chapeau
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Charmed Spider Silk Hat
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Impeccable Mosshide Velvet Top hat
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Mighty Morphin' Magic Hat of the Pride
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Swirling Poison Cap of Unbreakable Will
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increase the Base DPS of Animal Crusaders by 100%

Golden Legendary
Swirling Poison Cap of Unbreakable Will
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increase the Base DPS of Animal Crusaders by 100%

Drizzle the Dark ElfEdit

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Item Description
Amulet Common
Shoddy Bronze Amulet
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Shiny Metal Amulet
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Dazzling Silver Amulet
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Mystical Golden Elf Amulet of Elfing
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Magnetically Imbued Spikey Amulet of the Elf
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Orc Crusader in the formation

Sword Common
Training Sword
Increases the effect of Drizzle the Dark Elf's Inspiring Presence ability by 10%

Uncommon
Dulled Steel Sword
Increases the effect of Drizzle the Dark Elf's Inspiring Presence ability by 25%

Rare
Sharpened Silver Sword
Increases the effect of Drizzle the Dark Elf's Inspiring Presence ability by 50%

Epic
Ancient Runed Sword of Ancients
Increases the effect of Drizzle the Dark Elf's Inspiring Presence ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Ancient Runed Sword of Ancients
Increases the effect of Drizzle the Dark Elf's Inspiring Presence ability by 150%

Legendary
Cursed Blood Crystal Sword of Stabbing
Increases the effect of Drizzle the Dark Elf's Inspiring Presence ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Elf Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Cursed Blood Crystal Sword of Stabbing
Increases the effect of Drizzle the Dark Elf's Inspiring Presence ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Elf Crusader in the formation

Pauldron Common
Stitched Plastic Pauldron
Savage Strikes now also increase Global DPS by 10% while active

Uncommon
Sturdy Padded Pauldron
Savage Strikes now also increase Global DPS by 25% while active

Rare
Hardened Metal Pauldron
Savage Strikes now also increase Global DPS by 50% while active

Epic
Royal Champion's Pauldron of Flubflug
Savage Strikes now also increase Global DPS by 100% while active

Legendary
Elven Pauldron of Dangerous Running Plays
Savage Strikes now also increase Global DPS by 200% while active
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Groklok the Orc is also in the formation

Bubba, the Swimming OrcEdit

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Item Description
Snorkels Common
Leaking Snorkel
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Rusty Snorkel
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Solid Snorkel
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Scientifically Impossible O2-Generating Snorkel of Breathing
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Magically Enhanced Gold-Plated Snorkel of Fish-Speaking
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Dual-Snorkelled Snorkel of Extreme Snorkling
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Dual-Snorkelled Snorkel of Extreme Snorkling
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 100%

Goggles Common
Fogged Up Goggles
Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 10%

Uncommon
Flimsy Goggles
Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 25%

Rare
Great Goggles
Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 50%

Epic
Custom-Fitted Polarized Swimming Goggles of Speed
Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Legitimately Scary Horned Goggles of Water Current Analysis
Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 150%

Legendary
Fish-Lensed Goggles of Perfect Underwater Vision
Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases all gold found by 10% for each Crusader affected by Splish Splash (additive)

Golden Legendary
Fish-Lensed Goggles of Perfect Underwater Vision
Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases all gold found by 10% for each Crusader affected by Splish Splash (additive)

Swimming Caps Common
Knit Swimming Cap
Savage Strike now also increases Global DPS by 10% while active

Uncommon
Child's Swimming Cap
Savage Strike now also increases Global DPS by 25% while active

Rare
Slightly Too-Big Cap
Savage Strike now also increases Global DPS by 50% while active

Epic
Unique Form-Fitting Swimming Cap of Low Friction
Savage Strike now also increases Global DPS by 100% while active

Legendary
Streamlined Swimming Cap of Limitless Strokes
Savage Strike now also increases Global DPS by 200% while active
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Orc Crusader in the formation

Sisaron the Dragon SorceressEdit

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Item Description
Necklace Common
Grungy Necklace
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Plain Necklace
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Fancy Necklace
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Agate-Studded Necklace of Beauty
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
24 Carat Necklace of Still-Incredibly-Little Weight
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increase the effect of Sisaron the Dragon Sorceress's Loose Magic ability by 100%

Magic Common
Almost-Spent Magic Source
Increases the effect of Sisaron the Dragon Sorceress's Loose Magic ability by 10%

Uncommon
Running-Low Magic Source
Increases the effect of Sisaron the Dragon Sorceress's Loose Magic ability by 25%

Rare
Potent Magic Source
Increases the effect of Sisaron the Dragon Sorceress's Loose Magic ability by 50%

Epic
Overflowing Magic Source of Power
Increases the effect of Sisaron the Dragon Sorceress's Loose Magic ability by 100%

Legendary
Supercharged Magic Source of Scale-Raising Energy
Increases the effect of Sisaron the Dragon Sorceress's Loose Magic ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Dragon Crusader in the formation

Jewelry Common
Leftover Jewellery
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 1%

Uncommon
Mis-matched Jewelry
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 2%

Rare
Polished Jewelry
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 3%

Epic
Fine Jewellery of Critical Construction
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 4%

Legendary
Highly-Gemmed Jewellery of Many Jingling Pieces
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 8%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Magic Crusader in the formation.

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