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Slot 1Edit

The Bush WhackerEdit

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Item Description
Hats Common
Ratty Green Hat
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 1

Uncommon
Soft Velvet Hat
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 2

Rare
Enchanted Elf Hat
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 3

Epic
Tri-Pointed Hat of Linking
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 4

Legendary
Engraved Silken Adventurer's Hat of Clicks
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 8
Legendary: Increases your Click Damage by 100%

Swords Common
Dull Sword
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 1%

Uncommon
Shiny Sword
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 2%

Rare
Sharp Sword
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 3%

Epic
Butchering Sword of Bloodiness
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 4%

Golden Epic
Unnecessarily Bisected Bush-Destroying Sword of Criticals‎
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 6%

Legendary
Fantastic Bush Slicing Sword of Amythysts
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 8%
Legendary: Increases your Critical Click Chance by 1%

Golden Legendary
Unnecessarily Bisected Bush-Destroying Sword of Criticals
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 12%
Legendary: Increases your Critical Click Chance by 1%

Wands Common
Newbie Wand
Increases the effect of The Bush Whacker's Swordplay ability by 10%

Uncommon
Polished Wand
Increases the effect of The Bush Whacker's Swordplay ability by 25%

Rare
Unsuspecting Wand
Increases the effect of The Bush Whacker's Swordplay ability by 50%

Epic
Ancient Wand of Wanding
Increases the effect of The Bush Whacker's Swordplay ability by 100%

Legendary
Enchanted Ivory Wand of Diamond Finding
Increases the effect of The Bush Whacker's Swordplay ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Robot Crusaders by 100%

RoboRabbitEdit

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Item Description
Carrots Common
Rotted Mecha-Carrot
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 1

Uncommon
Copper Mecha-Carrot
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 2

Rare
Refurbished Mecha-Carrot
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 3

Epic
Special Edition Souped-Up Mecha-Carrot
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 4

Legendary
Radioactive Glowing Glass Carrot of the Munchies
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 8
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all crusaders by 25% for each robot crusader in the formation

Tubes Common
Damaged Capacitor
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 1%

Uncommon
Cracked Plasma Tube
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 2%

Rare
Glowing Plasma Tube
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 3%

Epic
FutureTech Plasma Coil 9001b
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 4%

Legendary
Grade Ten Science Experiment Capacitor of Danger
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 8%
Legendary: Click-o-rama now also increases Critical Click Chance by 25% while active

Gears Common
Rusted Gear
Increases the effect of RoboRabbit's Wind-Up-Bunny ability by 10%

Uncommon
Stone Gear
Increases the effect of RoboRabbit's Wind-Up-Bunny ability by 25%

Rare
Fine Steel Gear
Increases the effect of RoboRabbit's Wind-Up-Bunny ability by 50%

Epic
Magical Dwarven Gear of Overburdening
Increases the effect of RoboRabbit's Wind-Up-Bunny ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Pristine Superfluid Gear of Obliteration
Increases the effect of RoboRabbit's Wind-Up-Bunny ability by 150%

Legendary
Up-Gearing Sun Gear of Geared up Gears
Increases the effect of RoboRabbit's Wind-Up-Bunny ability by 200%
Legendary: Increase the effect of RoboRabbit's Clicking Capacitor by 100%

Golden Legendary
Pristine Superfluid Gear of Obliteration
Increases the effect of RoboRabbit's Wind-Up-Bunny ability by 300%
Legendary: Increase the effect of RoboRabbit's Clicking Capacitor by 100%

Graham the DriverEdit

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Item Description
Silly Hats Common
Mothballed Hat
Increases the Base DPS of Graham the Driver by 25%

Uncommon
Fuzzy Cowboy Hat
Increases the Base DPS of Graham the Driver by 50%

Rare
Festive Chicken Hat
Increases the Base DPS of Graham the Driver by 100%

Epic
Bob Ross Wig of Amazing Greenscreen Art Skillz
Increases the Base DPS of Graham the Driver by 400%

Legendary
10-Year Veteran's Driving Cap of Crashes
Increases the Base DPS of Graham the Driver by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100%

Costumes Common
Ratty Trekky Skirt
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Alluring Trekky Skirt
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Vroomy Car Costume
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
QWOPy QWOPing QWOPer of QWOPification
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Meta Bus Costume of Bustling Bussing
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Bus Stop! ability by 100%

Retro Bus Driver Hats Common
Ratty Driver's Hat
Increases the effect of Bus Stop! ability by 10%

Uncommon
Stitched Driver's Hat
Increases the effect of Bus Stop! ability by 25%

Rare
Certified Driver's Hat
Increases the effect of Bus Stop! ability by 50%

Epic
Brand New Desert Bus Hat Of Points
Increases the effect of Bus Stop! ability by 100%

Legendary
Magic Carp Cap of Magical Crap
Increases the effect of Bus Stop! ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Human Crusaders by 100%

Warwick the WarlockEdit

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Item Description
Capes Common
Ratty Warlock Cape
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 1%

Uncommon
Holey Warlock Cape
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 2%

Rare
Satin Warlock Cape
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 3%

Epic
Corpse-Craving Carnivorous Cape of Criticals
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 4%

Golden Epic
Creepy Warlock's Cloak of Cloaked Creeping
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 6%

Legendary
Super Evil Warlock's Cape of Curses
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 8%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Curse of Weakness ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Creepy Warlock's Cloak of Cloaked Creeping
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 12%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Curse of Weakness ability by 100%

Hats Common
Old Magician's Hat
Increases the Click Damage of Warwick the Warlock by 25%

Uncommon
Moth-balled Hat
Increases the Click Damage of Warwick the Warlock by 50%

Rare
Fuzzy Purple Hat
Increases the Click Damage of Warwick the Warlock by 100%

Epic
Seriously Magical Top Hat of Curses
Increases the Click Damage of Warwick the Warlock by 400%

Legendary
Dapperest Dapper Hat of the Dapper Leprechaun
Increases the Click Damage of Warwick the Warlock by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Magic Crusaders by 100%

Focuses Common
Patched Warlock Focus
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 1

Uncommon
Ratty Catty Focus
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 2

Rare
Emerald-Eyed Focus
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 3

Epic
Solid Amythyst Feline Focus of Ferocity
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 4

Legendary
Long-Tailed Feline Focus of Purring
Increases your Critical Click Damage Multiplier by 8
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Leprechaun Crusaders by 100%

Slot 2Edit

Jim the LumberjackEdit

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Item Description
Axes Common
Rusty Axe
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 25%

Uncommon
Less Rusty Axe
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 50%

Rare
Shiny Axe
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 100%

Epic
Super Friggin' Sharp Axe
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 400%

Golden Epic
Super Friggin' Sharp Axe
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 600%

Legendary
Dwarven Forged Axe of Slaying
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 800%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Sharpen Party ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Super Friggin' Sharp Axe
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Sharpen Party ability by 100%

Caps Common
Motheaten Toque
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Itchy Wool Cap
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Snug Cashmere Cap
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Titanium-Infused Angora Beret
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Super Scary Bear Hat of Roaring
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Cashmere Cap of Unsustainable De-Forestation
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Buddy System ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Super Scary Bear Hat of Roaring
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Buddy System ability by 100%

Gloves Common
Furry Work Gloves
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 25%

Uncommon
Stiff Leather Work Gloves
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 50%

Rare
Cobra Hide Mittens
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 100%

Epic
Dragon Scale Gauntlets
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 400%

Legendary
Gold Inlaid Plaid Gloves of Lumberjacking
Increases the Base DPS of Jim the Lumberjack by 800%
Legendary: Increase the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Sasha the Fierce Warrior is also in the formation

Pilot PamEdit

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Item Description
Aviators Common
Busted Sunglasses
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 25%

Uncommon
Basic Aviators
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 50%

Rare
Hotshot's Aviators
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 100%

Epic
Eagle Eye Aviators of True-Sight
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 400%

Legendary
Incredibly Obnoxious Flared Aviators of Calculation
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 800%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 100%

Hat Common
Pilot Costume Hat
Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 10%

Uncommon
Recruit Pilot Hat
Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 25%

Rare
Veteran Pilot Hat
Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 50%

Epic
Baron's Bomber Hat of Bombastic Bombarding
Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Ace Pilot Helmet of Wind Tunnel Tested Aerodynamics
Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 150%

Legendary
Ace Jet Fighter Helmet of Extreme G-Forces
Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each DPS Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Ace Pilot Helmet of Wind Tunnel Tested Aerodynamics
Increases the effect of Pilot Pam's Focused Teamwork ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each DPS Crusader in the formation

Plane Common
Styrofoam Airplane
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 25%

Uncommon
Last Year's Model Plane
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 50%

Rare
Mint P-51 Mustang
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 100%

Epic
RZ-1 A-Wing Interceptor
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 400%

Legendary
Itty Bitty Model Stealth Fighter of Inspiration
Increases the Base DPS of Pilot Pam by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when there are 3 or fewer Crusaders adjacent to Pilot Pam

Veronica, the Android ArcherEdit

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Item Description
Armguards Common
Ratty Cardboard Armguard
Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Precise Aim ability by 10%

Uncommon
Fake Pleather Armguard
Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Precise Aim ability by 25%

Rare
Fine Leather Armguard
Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Precise Aim ability by 50%

Epic
Biomechanical Red Leather Armguard of Destruction
Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Precise Aim ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Intricately Carved Armguard of Holographic Flower Petals
Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Precise Aim ability by 150%

Legendary
Cyborg's Armguard of the Perfect Shot
Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Precise Aim ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Precise Aim ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Intricately Carved Armguard of Holographic Flower Petals
Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Precise Aim ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Precise Aim ability by 100%

Bows Common
Shottily Crafted Bow
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Homemade Bow
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Well Constructed Bow
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Overly Elaborate Scoped Bow of Precision
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Overcomplicated Bow of Arrow Shooting
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Robot Crusader in the formation

Quivers Common
Empty Quiver
Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Fire! ability by 10%

Uncommon
Hastily Stiched Quiver
Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Fire! ability by 25%

Rare
Well Stocked Quiver
Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Fire! ability by 50%

Epic
Auto-refilling Technological Quiver of Endless Arrows
Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Fire! ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Athlete's Magical Quiver of Invisible Arrows
Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Fire! ability by 150%

Legendary
Scaled Quiver of the Impossible Arrows
Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Fire! ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Elf Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Athlete's Magical Quiver of Invisible Arrows
Increases the effect of Veronica, the Android Archer's Fire! ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Elf Crusader in the formation

ArachnobuddyEdit

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Item Description
Web Common
Half-Broken Spider Web
Adds 1 additional target to Arachnobuddy's Web Blast ability

Uncommon
Well-Formed Spider Web
Adds 2 additional targets to Arachnobuddy's Web Blast ability

Rare
Steel Re-enforced Spider Web
Adds 3 additional targets to Arachnobuddy's Web Blast ability

Epic
Titanium Spider Web of Perfect Walking-Through Height
Adds 4 additional targets to Arachnobuddy's Web Blast ability

Legendary
Self-Expanding Web of Unbreakeable Sticky Strands
Adds 8 additional targets to Arachnobuddy's Web Blast ability
Legendary: Increases the effect of Arachnobuddy's Web Blast ability by 100%

Suit Common
Patched-Up Arachno-Suit
Increases the chance for Web Blast to critically hit by 10% (multiplicative)

Uncommon
Second-Hand Arachno-Suit
Increases the chance for Web Blast to critically hit by 25% (multiplicative)

Rare
Gleaming Arachno-Suit
Increases the chance for Web Blast to critically hit by 50% (multiplicative)

Epic
Well-Tailored Arachno-Suit of Many Cosplays
Increases the chance for Web Blast to critically hit by 100% (multiplicative)

Legendary
Queen-of-Blades Inspired Supersuit of Swankiness
Increases the chance for Web Blast to critically hit by 200% (multiplicative)
Legendary: Increase the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when The Metal Soldierette is also in the formation

Mask Common
Smelly Mask
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Comfortable Mask
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Sleek, Well-Fitting Mask
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Smooth Cotton Mask of Identity Hiding
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Nanofiber Mask of Entirely Pointless Eyeslots
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Supernatural Crusader in the formation

Slot 3Edit

Emo WerewolfEdit

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Item Description
Crystals Common
Dim Blood Crystal
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 25%

Uncommon
Pulsing Blood Crystal
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 50%

Rare
Pure Blood Crystal
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 100%

Epic
Dripping Blood Crystal
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 400%

Golden Epic
Ether Bonded Blood Crystal
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 600%

Legendary
Tear-Infused Blood Crystal of Weresouls
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 800%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Emo Werewolf's Lone Wolf ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Ether Bonded Blood Crystal
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Emo Werewolf's Lone Wolf ability by 100%

Capes Common
Moon Cape
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 25%

Uncommon
More Moon Cape
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 50%

Rare
Howling Moon Cape
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 100%

Epic
Goth Moon Cape
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 400%

Golden Epic
Incredibly Dense Cape of Gravitational Power
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 600%

Legendary
Strange Moon Cape of Emotional Distance
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 25% for each Crusader next to him

Golden Legendary
Incredibly Dense Cape of Gravitational Power
Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Emo Werewolf by 25% for each Crusader next to him

Hams Common
Week Old Ham
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Leftover Ham
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Honey-Cured Ham
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Enchanted Ham of Hamminess
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Spikey Smoked Hardcore Ham of Souls
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Cursed Ham Cheese and Lettuce Sandwich of Destruction
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the base DPS of Animal Crusaders by 100%

Golden Legendary
Spikey Smoked Hardcore Ham of Souls
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases the base DPS of Animal Crusaders by 100%

Sally the SuccubusEdit

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Item Description
Whips Common
Comfy Yarn Whip
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 25%

Uncommon
Wooden Whip
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 50%

Rare
Smooth Leather Whip
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 100%

Epic
Snakeskin Whip of Power
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 400%

Golden Epic
Familiar Whip of Nibbling Agony
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 600%

Legendary
Love Taser of Erotic Tasing
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 800%
Legendary: Increase the base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 20% per male crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Familiar Whip of Nibbling Agony
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 20% per male crusader in the formation

Perfumes Common
Essence De Poo
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Flowery Perfume
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Alluring Perfume
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Ridiculously Expensive French Perfume
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Infuriating Perfume of Infinite Lovers
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Sally by 100% when at least 4 Crusaders are adjacent to her

Corsets Common
Frayed Corset
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 25%

Uncommon
Too-Tight Corset
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 50%

Rare
Quality Leather Corset
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 100%

Epic
Flowery Silk Corset of Seduction
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 400%

Legendary
Way-Too-Tight Corset of Impossible Measurements
Increases the Base DPS of Sally the Succubus by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Sally by 20% per non-Supernatural Crusader in the formation

Karen, the Cat TeenagerEdit

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Item Description
Collars Common
Tight Plastic Collar
Increases the effect of Karen, the Cat Teenager's Center of the Universe ability by 10%

Uncommon
Faux-Leather Collar
Increases the effect of Karen, the Cat Teenager's Center of the Universe ability by 25%

Rare
Shiny Collar
Increases the effect of Karen, the Cat Teenager's Center of the Universe ability by 50%

Epic
Sky-Forged Collar of Resonant Chimes
Increases the effect of Karen, the Cat Teenager's Center of the Universe ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Statically Charged Collar of the Zip-Zapping Cat Napper
Increases the effect of Karen, the Cat Teenager's Center of the Universe ability by 150%

Legendary
Oversized Collar Bell of Unlimited Stealth
Increases the effect of Karen, the Cat Teenager's Center of the Universe ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 25% for every extra effect she receives from Center of the Universe

Golden Legendary
Statically Charged Collar of the Zip-Zapping Cat Napper
Increases the effect of Karen, the Cat Teenager's Center of the Universe ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 25% for every extra effect she receives from Center of the Universe

Notebooks Common
Battered Notebook
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 25%

Uncommon
Over-Utilized Notebook
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 50%

Rare
Prim and Proper Notebook
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 100%

Epic
Learned Notebook of the Burgeoning Mind
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 400%

Legendary
Annotated Notebook of Amazing Fish Recipes
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Animal Crusader in the formation

Catnip Common
Moldy Catnip
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 25%

Uncommon
Dusty Catnip
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 50%

Rare
Name Brand Catnip
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 100%

Epic
Locally-Sourced Artisanal Catnip of Sopor
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 400%

Legendary
Catnip Filled Baggy of Unfortunate Distractions
Increases the Base DPS of Karen, the Cat Teenager by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% for every life Karen has expended through Nine Lives

Slot 4Edit

Sasha the Fierce WarriorEdit

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Item Description
Shield Common
Old Wooden Shield
Increases the Base DPS of Sasha the Fierce Warrior by 25%

Uncommon
New Wooden Shield
Increases the Base DPS of Sasha the Fierce Warrior by 50%

Rare
Polished Ash Wood Shield
Increases the Base DPS of Sasha the Fierce Warrior by 100%

Epic
Unobtainium Wood Shield
Increases the Base DPS of Sasha the Fierce Warrior by 400%

Legendary
Super Pointy Legendary Shield of Impaled Enemies
Increases the Base DPS of Sasha the Fierce Warrior by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Tank Crusader in the formation

Helm Common
Helm of the Cook
Increases the effect of Bulwark by 10%

Uncommon
Gleaming Tin Hat
Increases the effect of Bulwark by 25%

Rare
Charmed Chainmail Cloche
Increases the effect of Bulwark by 50%

Epic
Mithril Chainmail Turban
Increases the effect of Bulwark by 100%

Golden Epic
Flappity Flap Helm of Battering
Increases the effect of Bulwark by 150%

Legendary
Full Plate Helmet of Pointy Purple Power
Increases the effect of Bulwark by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 33% for each Crusader in the column behind Sasha

Golden Legendary
Flappity Flap Helm of Battering
Increases the effect of Bulwark by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 33% for each Crusader in the column behind Sasha

Gloves Common
Rusty Iron Fisticovers
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Gleaming Tin Fenderbenders
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Elegant Chainmail Gauntlets
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Mythril Chainmail Gauntlets
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Evil Infinity Gauntlet of Fair Use
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Fierce Warrior's Gauntlet of Menacing Pointing
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Sasha the Fierce Warrior's Bulwark ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Evil Infinity Gauntlet of Fair Use
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Sasha the Fierce Warrior's Bulwark ability by 100%

Groklok the OrcEdit

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Item Description
Tooth Common
Broken Tooth
Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 10%

Uncommon
Stained Baby Tooth
Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 25%

Rare
Sparkling Wisdom Tooth
Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 50%

Epic
Pierced Tooth of Dentists' Nightmares
Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Pierced Golden Tooth of Antigravity Blood
Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 150%

Legendary
Imbued Tooth Dagger of Rabid Orcish Stabbing
Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Defensive Team ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Pierced Golden Tooth of Antigravity Blood
Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Defensive Team ability by 100%

Bracer Common
Cloth Bracer
Increases the health of Groklok the Orc by 10%

Uncommon
Padded Fur Bracer
Increases the health of Groklok the Orc by 25%

Rare
Tempered Leather Bracer
Increases the health of Groklok the Orc by 50%

Epic
Impractical Jeweled Bracer of Power
Increases the health of Groklok the Orc by 100%

Golden Epic
Amazing Azure Armguard of Awesome Arteries
Increases the health of Groklok the Orc by 150%

Legendary
Magical Steel Pauldron of the Linebacker
Increases the health of Groklok the Orc by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Gunslinger ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Amazing Azure Armguard of Awesome Arteries
Increases the health of Groklok the Orc by 300%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Gunslinger ability by 100%

Football Common
Deflated Football
Increases the Base DPS of Groklok the Orc by 25%

Uncommon
Brown Leather Handegg
Increases the Base DPS of Groklok the Orc by 50%

Rare
Sturdy Stitched Football
Increases the Base DPS of Groklok the Orc by 100%

Epic
Deadly Spiked Football of Bleeding
Increases the Base DPS of Groklok the Orc by 400%

Legendary
Solid Emerald Football of Painful Catches
Increases the Base DPS of Groklok the Orc by 800%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Groklok the Orc's Eligible Receivers ability by 100%

Mindy the MimeEdit

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Item Description
Hat Common
Ratty Hat
Increases the effect of Mimic ability by 10%

Uncommon
Mothballed Hat
Increases the effect of Mimic ability by 25%

Rare
Rosey Hat
Increases the effect of Mimic ability by 50%

Epic
Overly Rosed Rosey Rose Hat of Roses
Increases the effect of Mimic ability by 100%

Legendary
Flower Shaped Hat of the Limp Pink Flower
Increases the effect of Mimic ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Crusader adjacent to Mindy

InvisibleProp Common
Invisible Box
Increases the Base DPS of Mindy the Mime by 25%

Uncommon
Pretend Plexiglass Box
Increases the Base DPS of Mindy the Mime by 50%

Rare
Knotted Made-Up Rope
Increases the Base DPS of Mindy the Mime by 100%

Epic
Extremely Heavy Imaginary Anvil of Imaginary Toe-Stubs
Increases the Base DPS of Mindy the Mime by 400%

Legendary
Invisible Piano of Haunting Tunes
Increases the Base DPS of Mindy the Mime by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 20% for each Human Crusader in the formation

Makeup Common
Dried Up Makeup
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Basic Makeup
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Powdery Makeup
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Extensive and Expensive Makeup Kit of Amazingness
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Extreme Makeover Kit of Extensive Alteration
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Mauve Makeup of a Million Mauling Mines
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Pete the Carney is also in the formation

Golden Legendary
Extreme Makeover Kit of Extensive Alteration
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Pete the Carney is also in the formation

Slot 5Edit

The Washed Up HermitEdit

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Item Description
Backpacks Common
Ratty Backpack
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 25%

Uncommon
Adventurer's Backpack
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 50%

Rare
Hero's Backpack
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 100%

Epic
Backpack of Infinite Holding
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 400%

Golden Epic
Unicorn Backpack of Murderation
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 600%

Legendary
Empowered Backpack of the Long Lonely March
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 100% for each empty slot in the formation.

Golden Legendary
Unicorn Backpack of Murderation
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 100% for each empty slot in the formation.

Hats Common
Tattered Straw Boater
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 25%

Uncommon
Shrunken Panama Hat
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 50%

Rare
Fancy Felt Fedora
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 100%

Epic
Basilisk-Hide Stetson
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 400%

Golden Epic
Totally Normal Average Hat of Normalness
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 600%

Legendary
Decked Out Cowboy Hat of the Lone Wanderer
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Human Crusaders by 100%

Golden Legendary
Totally Normal Average Hat of Normalness
Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Human Crusaders by 100%

Rings Common
Rusted Iron Ring
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Shiny Tin Ring
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Enchanted Silver Ring
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Pain-Relieving Platinum Ring
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Bling Bling Wing Ring
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Jade Imbued Promise Ring of Lost Love
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 25% per Supernatural Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Bling Bling Wing Ring
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of The Washed Up Hermit by 25% per Supernatural Crusader in the formation

Kyle the Party BroEdit

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Item Description
Shirt Common
Bad White Shirt
Increases the Base DPS of Kyle the Party-Bro by 25%

Uncommon
Sweat-Stained Undershirt
Increases the Base DPS of Kyle the Party-Bro by 50%

Rare
Ironed Blue T-Shirt
Increases the Base DPS of Kyle the Party-Bro by 100%

Epic
Popped Green Shirt of the Bro
Increases the Base DPS of Kyle the Party-Bro by 400%

Legendary
Popped Collar Shirt of Multiple Shirts
Increases the Base DPS of Kyle the Party-Bro by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Kyle by 100% when there are 4 or more Crusaders adjacent to him

Keg Common
Rusty Keg
Increases the effect of Kyle the Party-Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 25%

Uncommon
Spoiled Old Keg
Increases the effect of Kyle the Party-Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 50%

Rare
Solid Beer-Filled Keg
Increases the effect of Kyle the Party-Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 100%

Epic
Runed Keg of the Bro
Increases the effect of Kyle the Party-Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 400%

Golden Epic
Decadent Naturally Green Beer Keg of Regrets
Increases the effect of Kyle the Party-Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 600%

Legendary
Stolen Gold Inlaid Dwarven Inn Keg of Ages
Increases the effect of Kyle the Party-Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 800%
Legendary: Increases Kyle's Base DPS by 100% when there are more Crusaders behind him than in front of him

Golden Legendary
Decadent Naturally Green Beer Keg of Regrets
Increases the effect of Kyle the Party-Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 1,200%
Legendary: Increases Kyle's Base DPS by 100% when there are more Crusaders behind him than in front of him

Cap Common
Old Cap
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Fairly Weathered Cap
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Brand New Brand Name Cap
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Tagged Magical Cap of the Bro
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Beer Keg Cap of Reckless Overindulgence
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Kyle the Party Bro's Mosh Pit ability by 100%

Serpent King DracoEdit

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Item Description
Crowns Common
Garden Snake Crown
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 25%

Uncommon
Green Snake Crown
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 50%

Rare
Crafted Snake Crown
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 100%

Epic
Slimey Golden Snake Crown of Hissing
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 400%

Golden Epic
Golden Slithering Serpent Crown of Emeralds
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 600%

Legendary
Twisted Crown of Conflicting Snake Morals
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Royal Crusaders by 100%

Golden Legendary
Golden Slithering Serpent Crown of Emeralds
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Royal Crusaders by 100%

Idols Common
Rotting Snake Idol
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Fine Wooden Idol
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Magical Birch Idol
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Glowing Stone Snake Idol of Secrets
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Scaley Snake Idol of Eternal Suffocation
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Animal Crusaders by 100%

Sceptres Common
Common Snake Sceptre
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 25%

Uncommon
Smooth Snake Sceptre
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 50%

Rare
Poisoned Snake Sceptre
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 100%

Epic
Gilded Stone Sceptre of Slithering
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 400%

Golden Epic
Spellbinding Scepter of Spiraling Serpents
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 600%

Legendary
Golden Sceptre of Slithering Gems and Jewels
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 20% for each Human Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Spellbinding Scepter of Spiraling Serpents
Increases the Base DPS of Serpent King Draco by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 20% for each Human Crusader in the formation

Henry, the Scaredy-GhoulEdit

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Item Description
Gravestone Common
Dismal Gravestone
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 25%

Uncommon
Chipped Gravestone
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 50%

Rare
Polished Gravestone
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 100%

Epic
Sentient Cursed Gravestone of Undead Fury
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 400%

Legendary
Demonic Gravestone of Undead Deadness
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 100% for each empty slot in the formation

Security Blanket Common
Ratty Blanket
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 25%

Uncommon
Torn Blanket
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 50%

Rare
Blue Security Blanket
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 100%

Epic
Magical Star-Woven Security Blanket of Friendship
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 400%

Legendary
Hand-crafted Safety Blanky of Unfounded Fright
Increases the Base DPS of Henry, the Scaredy-Ghoul by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 20% for each non-Human Crusader in the formation

Torch Common
Plastic Torch
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Flickering Torch
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
LED Flashlight
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Nuclear Powered 32,000 Lux Headlamp of Daylight
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Mighty Morphin' Flashlight of Demonic True-sight
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Alan the ArchAngel is also in the formation

Slot 6Edit

Detective KaineEdit

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Item Description
Cape Common
Old Grey Wool Cape
Increases the effect of A-Hah! ability by 10%

Uncommon
Elegant Gabardine Cape
Increases the effect of A-Hah! ability by 25%

Rare
Supple Leather Mantle
Increases the effect of A-Hah! ability by 50%

Epic
Enchanted Leather Invisibility Cloak
Increases the effect of A-Hah! ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Enchanted Leather Invisibility Cloak
Increases the effect of A-Hah! ability by 150%

Legendary
Anti-Invisibility Cape of the Subtle Investigator
Increases the effect of A-Hah! ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Nate Dragon is also in the formation

Golden Legendary
Enchanted Leather Invisibility Cloak
Increases the effect of A-Hah! ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Nate Dragon is also in the formation

Magnifying Glass Common
Cracked Magnifying Glass
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 5% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Uncommon
Clear Magnifying Glass
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 10% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Rare
Titanium and Quartz Glass of Clarity
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 25% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Epic
Enhanced Sapphire and Crystal Glass
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 50% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Legendary
All-Seeing Magnifying Glass of Alternate Dimension Scrying
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 75% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)
Legendary: Increases all gold found by 25% for each point of Experience Detective Kaine has

Hat Common
Polyester Hat
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Worn Wool Topper
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
The Holmes Chapeau
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Enchanted Wooly Helmet of Perception
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Superior Disguise of Investigation
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Confusing Disguise of the Samurai Lumberjack Detective
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases all gold found by 25% for each Gold Finder Crusader

Golden Legendary
Superior Disguise of Investigation
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases all gold found by 25% for each Gold Finder Crusader

Mister the MonkeyEdit

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Item Description
Hats Common
Last Year's Bowler Hat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 5% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Uncommon
This Year's Bowler Hat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 10% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Rare
Slightly Dapper Bowler Hat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 25% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Epic
Over-the-top Bowler Hat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 50% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Golden Epic
Hypnotic Rainbow Bowler Hat of Queasy Stomachs
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 60% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Legendary
Rocket-Powered Bowler Hat of Explosions
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 75% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Animal Crusaders by 100%

Golden Legendary
Hypnotic Rainbow Bowler Hat of Queasy Stomachs
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 80% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Animal Crusaders by 100%

Canes Common
Twiggy Cane
Increases the effect of Follow the Leader ability by 10%

Uncommon
Perfectly Fine Cane
Increases the effect of Follow the Leader ability by 25%

Rare
Investigator's Cane
Increases the effect of Follow the Leader ability by 50%

Epic
Ancient Silver Cane of Walking
Increases the effect of Follow the Leader ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Hidden Blade Cane of Secret Stabby Stabby‎
Increases the effect of Follow the Leader ability by 150%

Legendary
Suave Serpent Cane of Sauntering Sapiens
Increases the effect of Follow the Leader ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Crusader in the column behind Mister the Monkey

Golden Legendary
Hidden Blade Cane of Secret Stabby Stabby‎
Increases the effect of Follow the Leader ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Crusader in the column behind Mister the Monkey

Toys Common
Flappy Bird
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Annoyed Bird
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Three-Eyed Crow
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Spongy Toy
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Somewhat Creepy Mini-Monkey Toy of Self Reference
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Sparkling Squeaking Unicorn Toy of Amusement
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 33% for each Crusader affected by Follow the Leader (additive)

Golden Legendary
Somewhat Creepy Mini-Monkey Toy of Self-Reference
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 33% for each Crusader affected by Follow the Leader (additive)

Larry the LeprechaunEdit

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Item Description
Pots Common
Rusty Pot Of Gold
Increases the effect of Little Pockets ability by 10%

Uncommon
Mostly Empty Pot Of Gold
Increases the effect of Little Pockets ability by 25%

Rare
Full Pot Of Gold
Increases the effect of Little Pockets ability by 50%

Epic
Golden Pot Of So Much Gold
Increases the effect of Little Pockets ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Clover Encrusted Pot Of So Much Gold
Increases the effect of Little Pockets ability by 150%

Legendary
Locked Four-Leaf Chest of Rainbows
Increases the effect of Little Pockets ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Magic Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Clover Encrusted Pot Of So Much Gold
Increases the effect of Little Pockets ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Magic Crusader in the formation

Canes Common
Crappy Cane
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Knotty Cane
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Fairly Good Cane
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Magical Fancy Cane of Magic
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Hypnotic Runed Cane of the Ancient Leprechaun
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Soft Sprig of the Virgin Tree
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increase the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Leprechaun Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Hypnotic Runed Cane of the Ancient Leprechaun
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increase the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Leprechaun Crusader in the formation

Hats Common
Terrible Hat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 5% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Uncommon
Ratty Hat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 10% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Rare
Much Better Hat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 25% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Epic
Incredibly Magic Greenest Tophat
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 50% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Legendary
Three-Leafed Crown of the Non-Royal Leprechaun
Reduce the cooldown of Magnify by 75% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)
Legendary: Increases the effect of Larry the Leprechaun's Little Pocket ability by 100%

Bernard the BartenderEdit

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Item Description
Bottle Common
Empty Bottle
Increase the chance of Tips! by 10%

Uncommon
Half-Empty Bottle
Increase the chance of Tips! by 25%

Rare
Opaque Bottle
Increase the chance of Tips! by 50%

Epic
Shiny Liquor Bottle of Flashy Bar Tending
Increase the chance of Tips! by 100%

Golden Epic
Prize Winning Liquor Bottle of Popped Corks
Increase the chance of Tips! by 150%

Legendary
Gold and Ivory Bottle of Pristine Godly Liquid
Increase the chance of Tips! by 200%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 100%

Golden Legendary
Prize Winning Liquor Bottle of Popped Corks
Increase the chance of Tips! by 300%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 100%

Shot Glass Common
Busted Shot Glass
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Broken Shot Glass
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Sturdy Shot Glass
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Shot Shot Glass of Shoddy Shots
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Molded Skull Shotglass of the Badass Patron
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Female Crusader in the formation

Bar Cloth Common
Pilling Bar Cloth
Increases the effect of Tips! ability by 10%

Uncommon
Ragged Bar Cloth
Increases the effect of Tips! ability by 25%

Rare
New Bar Cloth
Increases the effect of Tips! ability by 50%

Epic
Super Absorbsant Striped Bar Cloth of A Thousand Spills
Increases the effect of Tips! ability by 100%

Legendary
Golden Cloth of the Perfectly Clean Golden Counter
Increases the effect of Tips! ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Tips! ability by 100%

Slot 7Edit

The PrincessEdit

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Item Description
Capes Common
Flame Cape
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 5% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Uncommon
Blaze Cape
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 10% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Rare
Inferno Cape
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 25% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Epic
Wildfire Cape
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 50% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Golden Epic
Flaming Cape of Burning Backs
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 60% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Legendary
Pearl-Tied Winged Cape of Royal Endeavors
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 75% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when King Reginald IV is also in the formation

Golden Legendary
Flaming Cape of Burning Backs
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 80% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when King Reginald IV is also in the formation

Necklaces Common
Dull Golden Necklace
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Shiny Golden Necklace
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Blood Stone Golden Necklace
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Necklace of Captured Souls
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Royal Ruby Necklace of Fireproof Foliage
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Flame-Imbued Fire Familiar Necklace of Burning
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of non-Event Crusaders by 100%

Golden Legendary
Royal Ruby Necklace of Fireproof Foliage
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of non-Event Crusaders by 100%

Gloves Common
Tinder-Spark Gloves
Increases the effect of The Princess's Ignite, Char, Conflagrate, and Incinerate abilities by 10%

Uncommon
Four-Burner Gloves
Increases the effect of The Princess's Ignite, Char, Conflagrate, and Incinerate abilities by 25%

Rare
Blazing Fury Gauntlets
Increases the effect of The Princess's Ignite, Char, Conflagrate, and Incinerate abilities by 50%

Epic
Phoenix Feather Flame Gloves
Increases the effect of The Princess's Ignite, Char, Conflagrate, and Incinerate abilities by 100%

Golden Epic
Molten Gloves of Annihilation
Increases the effect of The Princess's Ignite, Char, Conflagrate, and Incinerate abilities by 150%

Legendary
Flaming Four-Fingered Gloves of the Phoenix
Increases the effect of The Princess's Ignite, Char, Conflagrate, and Incinerate abilities by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Royal Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Molten Gloves of Annihilation
Increases the effect of The Princess's Ignite, Char, Conflagrate, and Incinerate abilities by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Royal Crusader in the formation

RoboTurkeyEdit

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Item Description
Chips Common
Bargain-bin Mystery Chip
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 5% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Uncommon
Dated Multi-use Computer Chip
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 10% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Rare
Next Gen TurkeyTech Motherboard
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 25% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Epic
Quantum Computer Chip
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 50% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)

Legendary
Super Duper Computer Chip of Ones and Zeros
Reduce the cooldown of Firestorm by 75% (Can reduce past cooldown cap)
Legendary: Increase the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% per robot in the formation

Power sources Common
Leaky Second-Hand Battery
Increases the effect of RoboTurkey's Short Circuit ability by 10%

Uncommon
Simple Alkaline Battery
Increases the effect of RoboTurkey's Short Circuit ability by 25%

Rare
Recharable AA Lithium Battery
Increases the effect of RoboTurkey's Short Circuit ability by 50%

Epic
Bottomless Ultracapacitor Battery
Increases the effect of RoboTurkey's Short Circuit ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Bottomless Ultracapacitor Battery
Increases the effect of RoboTurkey's Short Circuit ability by 150%

Legendary
Dual-Chambered Battery of Infinite Power
Increases the effect of RoboTurkey's Short Circuit ability by 200%
Legendary: Increase the Base DPS of Crusaders in the formation affected by Short Circuit by 100%

Golden Legendary
Bottomless Ultracapacitor Battery
Increases the effect of Short Circuit ability by 300%
Legendary: Increase the Base DPS of Crusaders in the formation affected by Short Circuit by 100%

Armour Common
Painted Ceramic Plate
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Iron Plate
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Fancy Titanium Composite Plate
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Diamond-Infused Future-Alloy Plate
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Forged Vibranium Plating of Denting
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Momma Kaine is also in the formation

Ranger RaynaEdit

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Item Description
Knives Common
Dull Knife
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 1%

Uncommon
Cracked Knife
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 2%

Rare
Sharpened Knife
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 3%

Epic
Magically Enhanced Slicey-Slicey Knife of Slicing
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 4%

Golden Epic
Spring-Loaded Swiss Army Knife of the Daredevil
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 6%

Legendary
Survival Knife of the Fittest Ranger
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 8%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Ranger Rayna's Friend of Nature ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Spring-Loaded Swiss Army Knife of the Daredevil
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 12%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Ranger Rayna's Friend of Nature ability by 100%

Bandages Common
Oozing Bandaid
Increases the Base DPS of Ranger Rayna by 25%

Uncommon
Bloody Bandaid
Increases the Base DPS of Ranger Rayna by 50%

Rare
Clean Bandaid
Increases the Base DPS of Ranger Rayna by 100%

Epic
Fully Equipped Ranger Medkit of Ranging
Increases the Base DPS of Ranger Rayna by 400%

Legendary
Well Stocked Emergency Kit of the Outdoorswoman
Increases the Base DPS of Ranger Rayna by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Ranger Rayna by 100% when Littlefoot is also in the formation

Badges Common
Cheap Ranger Badge
Increases the effect of Friend of Nature ability by 25%

Uncommon
Fading Ranger Badge
Increases the effect of Friend of Nature ability by 50%

Rare
Fine Ranger Badge
Increases the effect of Friend of Nature ability by 100%

Epic
Employee of the Month Ranger Badge
Increases the effect of Friend of Nature ability by 400%

Golden Epic
Pink Power Ranger Badge of Mighty Morphin' Time
Increases the effect of Friend of Nature ability by 600%

Legendary
Impervious Ranger Badge of Unlimited Oversight
Increases the effect of Friend of Nature ability by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% for each Animal Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Pink Power Ranger Badge of Mighty Morphin' Time
Increases the effect of Friend of Nature ability by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% for each Animal Crusader in the formation

Baenarall, Angel of HopeEdit

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Item Description
Maces Common
Falling-Apart Mace
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Ancient Hatred ability by 10%

Uncommon
Wooden Mace
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Ancient Hatred ability by 25%

Rare
Shining Mace
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Ancient Hatred ability by 50%

Epic
Sparking Mace of Sharpened Spikes
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Ancient Hatred ability by 100%

Legendary
Blessed Mace of Enemy-Crushing Rightousness
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Ancient Hatred ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 100% when there are 2 or fewer supernatural Crusaders in the formation

Shields Common
Splintered Shield
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Diversity ability by 10%

Uncommon
Rusty Shield
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Diversity ability by 25%

Rare
Sturdy Shield
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Diversity ability by 50%

Epic
Sigil-Inlaid Shield of Great Protection
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Diversity ability by 100%

Legendary
Gold-Leafed Great-Shield of Holy Multiplicity
Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's Diversity ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of All Crusaders by 100% if Alan the Archangel is in the formation

Breastplates Common
Crumbling Breastplate
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Heavy Breastplate
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Reinforced Breastplate
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Studded Breastplate of Great Protection
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Blue-Winged Breastplate of Fashionable Defensiveness
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Baenarall, Angel of Hope's The Old Guard ability by 100%

Slot 8Edit

Natalie DragonEdit

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Item Description
Gloves Common
Worn Lizardskin Mitts
Increases the Base DPS of Natalie Dragon by 25%

Uncommon
Stiff Crocodile Gauntlets
Increases the Base DPS of Natalie Dragon by 50%

Rare
Elegant Basilisk Scale Handwraps
Increases the Base DPS of Natalie Dragon by 100%

Epic
Enchanted Dragonscale Gauntlets
Increases the Base DPS of Natalie Dragon by 400%

Legendary
Lizard-Scale Gauntlets of Curse Avoidance
Increases the Base DPS of Natalie Dragon by 800%
Legendary: Increases the Base DPS of Female Crusaders by 100%

Cape Common
Ripped Lizardskin Poncho
Increase all Gold found by 10%

Uncommon
Massive Crocodile Mantle
Increase all Gold found by 25%

Rare
Cobraskin Cloak
Increase all Gold found by 50%

Epic
Enchanted Dragonscale Cape of Secrecy
Increase all Gold found by 100%

Golden Epic
Gold Collared Wyrmskin Cape of Remembrance
Increase all Gold found by 150%

Legendary
Scaley Silken Cloak of the Big Sister
Increase all Gold found by 200%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 25% for each Human Crusader

Golden Legendary
Gold Collared Wyrmskin Cape of Remembrance
Increase all Gold found by 300%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 25% for each Human Crusader

Knife Common
Dual Bladed Knife
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Really Sharp Dual Bladed Knife
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Moonstone Dual Bladed Knife
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Enchanted Dual Bladed Knife
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Spring-Loaded Dual-Bladed Knife of Accidental De-Handation
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Double-Ended Dual-Bladed 'Knife' of Ridiculousness
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Nate Dragon is also in the formation

Golden Legendary
Spring-Loaded Dual-Bladed Knife of Accidental De-Handation
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Nate Dragon is also in the formation

Jack O'LanternEdit

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Item Description
Top Common
Ratty Team Garb
Increases the effect of Cry For Help ability by 25%

Uncommon
Used Game Shirt
Increases the effect of Cry For Help ability by 50%

Rare
Hero's Lucky Jersey
Increases the effect of Cry For Help ability by 75%

Epic
Superstar's Sweatsuit
Increases the effect of Cry For Help ability by 100%

Legendary
Unlucky Jersey of Spiked Pauldrons
Increases the effect of Cry For Help ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Cry For Help ability by 100%

Knives Common
Ye Olde Breadslicer
Increase all Gold found by 10%

Uncommon
Chef's Boning Knife
Increase all Gold found by 25%

Rare
HenkelMeister Slicer
Increase all Gold found by 50%

Epic
Jackie Scissorhands
Increase all Gold found by 100%

Golden Epic
Dancing Blades of Haunted Pumpkin Carving
Increase all Gold found by 150%

Legendary
Powered Meat Knife of Legendary Carving
Increase all Gold found by 200%
Legendary: Increases the health of Jack O'Lantern by 100%

Golden Legendary
Dancing Blades of Haunted Pumpkin Carving
Increase all Gold found by 300%
Legendary: Increases the health of Jack O'Lantern by 100%

Candles Common
Waxy Burnt Stub
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Kobold Candle
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Gothic Candelabra
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Galondrial's Light
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Magical Hanging Chandelier of Dual Candles
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increase all Gold found by 10% for each enemy attacking Jack O'Lantern

President Billy SmithsonianEdit

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Item Description
Cufflinks Common
Cheap Cereal Cufflink
Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Act of Congress ability by 10%

Uncommon
Mister Meows Cufflink
Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Act of Congress ability by 25%

Rare
Golden Seal Cufflink
Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Act of Congress ability by 50%

Epic
Shiny Diamond Cufflink of Linking
Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Act of Congress ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Ridiculously Garish Diamond Encrusted Cufflink of Doom
Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Act of Congress ability by 150%

Legendary
Elegant Platinum Cufflinks of the Impartial Executive
Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Act of Congress ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Us Vs. Them ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Ridiculously Garish Diamond Encrusted Cufflink of Doom
Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Act of Congress ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Billy Smithsonian's Us Vs. Them ability by 100%

Suits Common
Ratty Mildewy Suit
Increase all Gold found by 10%

Uncommon
Used Car Salesman Suit
Increase all Gold found by 25%

Rare
Expensive Sharp Suit
Increase all Gold found by 50%

Epic
Freshly Dry Cleaned Suit of Illusions
Increase all Gold found by 100%

Legendary
Finely Tailored Suit of Extreme Charisma
Increase all Gold found by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each human Crusader in the formation

Razors Common
Dull Razor
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Knicked Razor
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Dollar Club Razor
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Lithium Battery Powered Razor of Closeness
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Alternative Shaving Kit of Facts and Figures
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases Gold Find by 10% for every monster on screen

Karl the KickerEdit

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Item Description
Trophy Common
Participation Trophy
Increase all Gold found by 10%

Uncommon
Third Place Trophy
Increase all Gold found by 25%

Rare
Second Place Trophy
Increase all Gold found by 50%

Epic
Perpetual First Place Trophy of Tremendous Winning
Increase all Gold found by 100%

Legendary
Platinum-Plated Universal Trophy of Victory
Increase all Gold found by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Orc Crusader in the formation.

Helmet Common
Fake Foam Helmet
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Scuffed Helmet
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Gently Used Helmet
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Windtunnel Tested Carbon Fibre Helmet of Smashing
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Dangerously Spiked Safety Helmet of Murder
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Elf Crusader in the formation

Shoe Common
Sole-less Kicking Shoe
Increases the effect of Punt It ability by 10%

Uncommon
Well Used Kicking Shoe
Increases the effect of Punt It ability by 25%

Rare
Brand New Kicking Shoe
Increases the effect of Punt It ability by 50%

Epic
Cheaty Kicking Shoe of Springs and Magnets and Whatnot
Increases the effect of Punt It ability by 100%

Legendary
Surprisingly Light Kicker's Shoes of Kicking
Increases the effect of Punt It ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Punt It ability by 100%

Slot 9Edit

Jason, Master of ShadowsEdit

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Item Description
Goggles Common
Run of the Mill Night Goggles
Increases the Base DPS of Jason, Master of Shadows by 25%

Uncommon
Military Grade Night Goggles
Increases the Base DPS of Jason, Master of Shadows by 50%

Rare
CIA Night Goggles
Increases the Base DPS of Jason, Master of Shadows by 100%

Epic
Fifth Freedom Goggle
Increases the Base DPS of Jason, Master of Shadows by 400%

Golden Epic
Elite Octovision Goggles of the Deadly Assassin
Increases the Base DPS of Jason, Master of Shadows by 600%

Legendary
X-Ray Infrared Day-Vision Goggles of the Night
Increases the Base DPS of Jason, Master of Shadows by 800%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Emo Werewolf is also in the formation

Golden Legendary
Elite Octovision Goggles of the Deadly Assassin
Increases the Base DPS of Jason, Master of Shadows by 1200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Emo Werewolf is also in the formation

Samurai Sword Common
Dull Samurai Sword
Increase all Gold found by 10%

Uncommon
Sharp Samurai Sword
Increase all Gold found by 25%

Rare
Tamahagane Steel Katana
Increase all Gold found by 50%

Epic
Dragon Head Katana
Increase all Gold found by 100%

Golden Epic
Multibladed Jelly-Covered Katana of Decapitation
Increase all Gold found by 150%

Legendary
Cloud Serpent Engraved Samurai Dagger of Backstabs
Increase all Gold found by 200%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 100% when the formation is under attack

Golden Legendary
Multibladed Jelly-Covered Katana of Decapitation
Increase all Gold found by 300%
Legendary: Increases all Gold found by 100% when the formation is under attack

Cape Common
Moth Mantle
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Grey Hooded Cape
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Cloak of Shadows
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Mantle of the Blackshadow Spider
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Rain Proof Whole Body Cloak of the Shadows
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Jason, Master of Shadows's Ambush ability by 100%

Pete the CarneyEdit

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Item Description
Gloves Common
Ratty Boxing Glove
Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 10%

Uncommon
Padded Boxing Glove
Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 25%

Rare
Bloodied Boxing Glove
Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 50%

Epic
Hilarious Spiked Boxing Glove
Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Banned Adamantium Spiked Boxing Glove of Mutilation
Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 150%

Legendary
Banned Boxing Glove of Laser Sighted Accuracy
Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Banned Adamantium Spiked Boxing Glove of Mutilation
Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Bad Joke ability by 100%

Chickens Common
Cloth Chicken
Increase all Gold found by 10%

Uncommon
Leaking Rubber Chicken
Increase all Gold found by 25%

Rare
Expensive Rubber Chicken
Increase all Gold found by 50%

Epic
Solid Gold Rubber Chicken
Increase all Gold found by 100%

Golden Epic
Squacking Rubber Chicken of Squaaaaa aaaa aaa aa a
Increase all Gold found by 150%

Legendary
Super Life-like Rubber Chicken of Masterful Crafting
Increase all Gold found by 200%
Legendary: Increase Global DPS by 10% for each Crusader not affected by Bad Joke (additive)

Golden Legendary
Squacking Rubber Chicken of Squaaaaa aaaa aaa aa a
Increase all Gold found by 300%
Legendary: Increase Global DPS by 10% for each Crusader not affected by Bad Joke (additive)

Shoes Common
Knotted Clown Shoe
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Perfectly Okay Clown Shoe
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Polished Clown Shoe
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Pair of Spiked Clown Shoes
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
TSA-Disapproved Shoe of Airport Security Nightmares
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Incredibly Dangerous Boot of Don't Ever Kick People With It
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Crusader in the formation affected by Bad Joke

Golden Legendary
TSA-Disapproved Shoe of Airport Security Nightmares
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increase Global DPS by 25% for each Crusader affected by Bad Joke (additive)

BrootEdit

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Item Description
Amber Common
Tiny Amber Morsel
Increase all Gold found by 10%

Uncommon
Respectable Chunk of Amber
Increase all Gold found by 25%

Rare
Polished Amber Skull
Increase all Gold found by 50%

Epic
Glowing Amber Bust of the Nose
Increase all Gold found by 100%

Golden Epic
Perfectly-Preserved Amber Skull of Mysterious Power
Increase all Gold found by 150%

Legendary
Billion Year Old Amber Bust of the Forefather
Increase all Gold found by 200%
Legendary: Increase DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Broot is under attack

Golden Legendary
Perfectly-Preserved Amber Skull of Mysterious Power
Increase all Gold found by 300%
Legendary: Increase DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Broot is under attack

Armour Common
Small Bundle of Twigs
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Stout Cord of Wood
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Wrapped Cord of Hardwood
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Polished Horned Armor of Broot
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Hardened Solidwood Branch Armor of Friendship
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increase DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Robbie Raccoon is also in the formation

Food Common
Poisoned Berries
Increases the effect of buffs received from Robbie Raccoon by 10%

Uncommon
Tasty Berries
Increases the effect of buffs received from Robbie Raccoon by 25%

Rare
Blue Berries of Buffing
Increases the effect of buffs received from Robbie Raccoon by 50%

Epic
Purple Plum of Forest Fun
Increases the effect of buffs received from Robbie Raccoon by 100%

Legendary
Perfectly Flavorful Fuzzy Peach of Succulence
Increases the effect of buffs received from Robbie Raccoon by 200%
Legendary: Increase DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Animal Crusader in the formation

Paul the PilgrimEdit

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Item Description
Anchor Common
Rusty Anchor
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Imported Riches ability by 10%

Uncommon
Blood-Stained Anchor
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Imported Riches ability by 25%

Rare
Shiny Iron Anchor
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Imported Riches ability by 50%

Epic
Ornamental Golden Anchor of the HMS Victory
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Imported Riches ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Auto-Propelling Anchor of Immediate Halting
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Imported Riches ability by 150%

Legendary
Solid Gold Anchor of Wasteful Ship Anchoring
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Imported Riches ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Tank Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Auto-Propelling Anchor of Immediate Halting
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Imported Riches ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Tank Crusader in the formation

Pilgrim Hat Common
Holey Pilgrim Hat
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Mayflower ability by 10%

Uncommon
Patched Pilgrim Hat
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Mayflower ability by 25%

Rare
Fine Pilgrim Hat
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Mayflower ability by 50%

Epic
Masterful Straw Pilgrim Hat of Epic Pilgrim Plundering
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Mayflower ability by 100%

Legendary
Super Rigid Pilgrim's Hat of Sparkling Rubies
Increases the effect of Paul the Pilgrim's Mayflower ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Petra the Pilgrim is also in the formation

Pitchfork Common
Snapped Pitchfork
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Bended Pitchfork
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Solid Oak Pitchfork
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Razor Sharpened Pitchfork of the Aggressive Villager
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Spring-Loaded Pitchfork of Springy-Pitches
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the health of Paul the Pilgrim by 100%

Slot 10Edit

Artaxes, the LionEdit

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Item Description
Goggles Common
Slightly Damaged Goggles
Savage Strikes now also increases Global DPS by 10% while active

Uncommon
Seeing Eye Goggles
Savage Strikes now also increases Global DPS by 25% while active

Rare
Power Grid Goggles
Savage Strikes now also increases Global DPS by 50% while active

Epic
Lion's Pride Gold and Emerald Goggles
Savage Strikes now also increases Global DPS by 100% while active

Golden Epic
Cat-Eye Synth Goggles of Celebration
Savage Strikes now also increases Global DPS by 150% while active

Legendary
Emerald Cat-Vision Goggles of the Forgotten Pride
Savage Strikes now also increases Global DPS by 200% while active
Legendary: Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Cat-Eye Synth Goggles of Celebration
Savage Strikes now also increases Global DPS by 300% while active
Legendary: Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 100%

Amulets Common
Green Tin Pendant
Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 10%

Uncommon
Gold and Peridot Amulet
Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 25%

Rare
Jade Amulet of Twisting Power
Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 50%

Epic
Emerald Amulet of the Dancing Power Lion
Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Frickin' Amazing Amulet of Explosions 'n Shit
Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 150%

Legendary
All-Seeing Amulet of the Prowling Hunter
Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 33% for each Crusader in the formation affected by Roar!

Golden Legendary
Frickin' Amazing Amulet of Explosions 'n Shit
Increases the effect of Artaxes, the Lion's Roar! ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 33% for each Crusader in the formation affected by Roar!

Hats Common
Faded Wool Stove Pipe
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Old Evening Chapeau
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Charmed Spider Silk Hat
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Impeccable Mosshide Velvet Top hat
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Mighty Morphin' Magic Hat of the Pride
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Swirling Poison Cap of Unbreakable Will
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increase the Base DPS of Animal Crusaders by 100%

Golden Legendary
Mighty Morphin' Magic Hat of the Pride
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increase the Base DPS of Animal Crusaders by 100%

Drizzle the Dark ElfEdit

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Item Description
Amulet Common
Shoddy Bronze Amulet
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Shiny Metal Amulet
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Dazzling Silver Amulet
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Mystical Golden Elf Amulet of Elfing
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
Magnetically Imbued Spikey Amulet of the Elf
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Orc Crusader in the formation

Sword Common
Training Sword
Increases the effect of Drizzle the Dark Elf's Inspiring Presence ability by 10%

Uncommon
Dulled Steel Sword
Increases the effect of Drizzle the Dark Elf's Inspiring Presence ability by 25%

Rare
Sharpened Silver Sword
Increases the effect of Drizzle the Dark Elf's Inspiring Presence ability by 50%

Epic
Ancient Runed Sword of Ancients
Increases the effect of Drizzle the Dark Elf's Inspiring Presence ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Ancient Runed Sword of Ancients
Increases the effect of Drizzle the Dark Elf's Inspiring Presence ability by 150%

Legendary
Cursed Blood Crystal Sword of Stabbing
Increases the effect of Drizzle the Dark Elf's Inspiring Presence ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Elf Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Ancient Runed Sword of Ancients
Increases the effect of Drizzle the Dark Elf's Inspiring Presence ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Elf Crusader in the formation

Pauldron Common
Stitched Plastic Pauldron
Savage Strikes now also increase Global DPS by 10% while active

Uncommon
Sturdy Padded Pauldron
Savage Strikes now also increase Global DPS by 25% while active

Rare
Hardened Metal Pauldron
Savage Strikes now also increase Global DPS by 50% while active

Epic
Royal Champion's Pauldron of Flubflug
Savage Strikes now also increase Global DPS by 100% while active

Legendary
Elven Pauldron of Dangerous Running Plays
Savage Strikes now also increase Global DPS by 200% while active
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 100% when Groklok the Orc is also in the formation

Bubba, the Swimming OrcEdit

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Item Description
Snorkels Common
Leaking Snorkel
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Rusty Snorkel
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Solid Snorkel
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Scientifically Impossible O2-Generating Snorkel of Breathing
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Golden Epic
Magically Enhanced Gold-Plated Snorkel of Fish-Speaking
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 60%

Legendary
Dual-Snorkelled Snorkel of Extreme Snorkling
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 100%

Golden Legendary
Magically Enhanced Gold-Plated Snorkel of Fish-Speaking
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 120%
Legendary: Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 100%

Goggles Common
Fogged Up Goggles
Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 10%

Uncommon
Flimsy Goggles
Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 25%

Rare
Great Goggles
Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 50%

Epic
Custom-Fitted Polarized Swimming Goggles of Speed
Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 100%

Golden Epic
Legitimately Scary Horned Goggles of Water Current Analysis
Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 150%

Legendary
Fish-Lensed Goggles of Perfect Underwater Vision
Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases all gold found by 10% for each Crusader affected by Splish Splash (additive)

Golden Legendary
Legitimately Scary Horned Goggles of Water Current Analysis
Increases the effect of Bubba, the Swimming Orc's Synchronized Swimming ability by 300%
Legendary: Increases all gold found by 10% for each Crusader affected by Splish Splash (additive)

Swimming Caps Common
Knit Swimming Cap
Savage Strike now also increases Global DPS by 10% while active

Uncommon
Child's Swimming Cap
Savage Strike now also increases Global DPS by 25% while active

Rare
Slightly Too-Big Cap
Savage Strike now also increases Global DPS by 50% while active

Epic
Unique Form-Fitting Swimming Cap of Low Friction
Savage Strike now also increases Global DPS by 100% while active

Golden Epic
Superior Water-Resistant Cap of Fluid Momentum
Savage Strike now also increases Global DPS by 150% while active

Legendary
Streamlined Swimming Cap of Limitless Strokes
Savage Strike now also increases Global DPS by 200% while active
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Orc Crusader in the formation

Golden Legendary
Superior Water-Resistant Cap of Fluid Momentum
Savage Strike now also increases Global DPS by 300% while active
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Orc Crusader in the formation

Sisaron the Dragon SorceressEdit

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Item Description
Necklace Common
Grungy Necklace
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 5%

Uncommon
Plain Necklace
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 10%

Rare
Fancy Necklace
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 15%

Epic
Agate-Studded Necklace of Beauty
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 40%

Legendary
24 Carat Necklace of Still-Incredibly-Little Weight
Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 80%
Legendary: Increase the effect of Sisaron the Dragon Sorceress's Loose Magic ability by 100%

Magic Common
Almost-Spent Magic Source
Increases the effect of Sisaron the Dragon Sorceress's Loose Magic ability by 10%

Uncommon
Running-Low Magic Source
Increases the effect of Sisaron the Dragon Sorceress's Loose Magic ability by 25%

Rare
Potent Magic Source
Increases the effect of Sisaron the Dragon Sorceress's Loose Magic ability by 50%

Epic
Overflowing Magic Source of Power
Increases the effect of Sisaron the Dragon Sorceress's Loose Magic ability by 100%

Legendary
Supercharged Magic Source of Scale-Raising Energy
Increases the effect of Sisaron the Dragon Sorceress's Loose Magic ability by 200%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 50% for each Dragon Crusader in the formation

Jewelry Common
Leftover Jewellery
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 1%

Uncommon
Mis-matched Jewelry
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 2%

Rare
Polished Jewelry
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 3%

Epic
Fine Jewellery of Critical Construction
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 4%

Legendary
Highly-Gemmed Jewellery of Many Jingling Pieces
Increases your Critical Click Chance by 8%
Legendary: Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 25% for each Magic Crusader in the formation.

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