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Dr. Evil's Summer Sabotage (DESS) was an event running from August 10th to August 22nd 2016 and again from August 24th to September 5th 2017.


Event DescriptionEdit

2016Edit

After a giant, surreal opening ceremony we are delighted to declare the Crusaders of the Lost Idols Summer Games open!

However, as usual with huge international events, nefarious ne'er-do-wells plot to disrupt the pageantry and sportsmanship. Despite his name, Dr. Evil escaped the surveillance programs put in place by the organizers. Now he has made off with the Summer Games Flashlight, the Duracell-powered symbol of sport (and convenient portable lighting when it gets dark).

The Crusaders have been hired to not only locate the aforementioned flashlight but also protect the event. That responsibility starts with the safe conduct of two new Crusaders.

2017Edit

The Crusaders of the Lost Idols Summer Games were so popular we've decided to hold them again this year... and every year. Unfortunately, that means Dr Evil gets a chance to sabotage the event every year too!

New CrusadersEdit

Tier 1Edit

Veronica, the Android ArcherEdit

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Veronica, the Android Archer, certainly won't fail the doping tests, but something suggests she's going to have an unfair advantage in the archery competition. We can't quite put our finger on it. Whatever.

Her upgrades buff those around her with increasing damage based on the number of other robot Crusaders in your formation.

Bubba, the Swimming OrcEdit

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The second Crusader is Bubba, the Swimming Orc. With a name like that, it's no wonder Bubba didn't do so well at other disciplines like the equestrian trials and hockey.

Once recruited, Bubba uses his superior swimming ability at level 25 to buff the DPS of the Crusaders behind him by 25% for every adjacent Crusader. At level 100, Bubba will increase the Gold Find of every Crusader behind him not affected by his Synchronized Swimming ability by 10%.

Tier 2Edit

The GoldhoundEdit

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The first new Tier 2 Crusader is The Goldhound, who swaps with Gold Panda and noses out Gold for you! At level 100, The Goldhound unlocks Gold Nose gives you +10% Gold Find for each monster killed, up to a cap of 200%. Plus he has gear to augment it! At level 400, The Goldhound unlocks Tail Wag gives you +100% Gold Find for the first 15 seconds in each area.

Milgrid the Mining MageEdit

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The second new Tier 2 Crusader is Milgrid the Mining Mage, who swaps with Nate Dragon and puts her dwarf skills at mining to work to benefit you the deeper you go! Once recruited, Milgrid unlocks We've Got To Go Deeper at level 100, which will increase your DPS for all Crusaders +50% for every 50 areas you've completed. At level 400, her ability Deepest Mining will give We've Got To Go Deeper a 100% boost!


Tier 1 ObjectivesEdit

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Recruit Veronica, the Android Archer Edit

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Objective

Escort a slightly damaged Veronica to area 100.

Restrictions

  • Costs 100 Participation Ribbons to start
  • Veronica takes up a slot
  • Veronica randomly shorts out and shoots sparks on everyone in the formation, reducing their DPS for a period of time

Reward

Veronica, the Android Archer swaps with Jim the Lumberjack

Pictogram voting info Note: Veronica will reduce the DPS by 50% for 15 seconds at a time.



Recruit Bubba, the Swimming Orc Edit

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Objective

Get Bubba to area 100 without letting his fans mob him.

Restrictions

  • Complete 'Recruit Veronica, the Android Archer'
  • Costs 700 Participation Ribbons to start
  • Bubba takes up a slot
  • Fans of Bubba randomly attack your formation, trying to get closer to the athletic orc

Reward

Bubba, the Swimming Orc swaps with Artaxes, the Lion



Podium Finish Edit

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Objective

Escort some important medals to the podium in area 150.

Restrictions

  • Complete 'Recruit Bubba, the Swimming Orc'
  • Costs 1300 Participation Ribbons to start
  • Must have 500 IdolcutoutIdols to start
  • Three medals take up slots in the formation

Reward

Crusader Games Jeweled Chest



Press Junket Edit

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Objective

Angry reporters want to stop you from reaching area 200.

Restrictions

  • Complete 'Recruit Bubba, the Swimming Orc'
  • Costs 1900 Participation Ribbons to start
  • Must have 1000 IdolcutoutIdols to start
  • Angry reporters attack your formation. You have NO COMMENT!

Reward

Crusader Games Jeweled Chest



Corrupt Officials Edit

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Objective

Your Crusaders aren't as pure as you thought; reach area 250.

Restrictions

  • Complete 'Recruit Bubba, the Swimming Orc'
  • Costs 2500 Participation Ribbons to start
  • Must have 1500 IdolcutoutIdols to start
  • Corrupt Officials randomly bribe your Crusaders, reducing their DPS and disabling formation abilities

Reward

Crusader Games Jeweled Chest
Pictogram voting info Note:

Every 25 areas, four bench seats fall prey to bribery and blackmail, in a set pattern. All crusaders sharing those four seats will be lose their formation abilities and do not contribute DPS. Note that this does not repeat.

Area Seat Seat #
1—25 TheBushWhacker 48EmoWerewolf 48TheWashedUpHermit 48KhouriTheWitchDoctor 48 (1,3,5,11)
51—75 TheBushWhacker 48TheWashedUpHermit 48NatalieDragon 48JasonMasterOfShadows 48 (1,5,8,9)
101—125 TheBushWhacker 48TheWashedUpHermit 48ThePrincess 48NatalieDragon 48 (1,5,7,8)
151—175 SashaTheFierceWarrior 48NatalieDragon 48ArtaxesTheLion 48KhouriTheWitchDoctor 48 (4,8,10,11)
201—225 SashaTheFierceWarrior 48TheWashedUpHermit 48NatalieDragon 48ArtaxesTheLion 48 (4,5,8,10)
251—275 TheBushWhacker 48TheWashedUpHermit 48ArtaxesTheLion 48KhouriTheWitchDoctor 48 (1,5,10,11)
Area Seat Seat #
26—50 DetectiveKaine 48ThePrincess 48KhouriTheWitchDoctor 48SarahTheCollector 48 (6,7,11,13)
76—100 TheBushWhacker 48SashaTheFierceWarrior 48JasonMasterOfShadows 48KhouriTheWitchDoctor 48 (1,4,9,11)
126—150 TheBushWhacker 48ThePrincess 48JasonMasterOfShadows 48SarahTheCollector 48 (1,7,9,13)
176—200 JimTheLumberjack 48DetectiveKaine 48JasonMasterOfShadows 48KhouriTheWitchDoctor 48 (2,6,9,11)
226—250 TheBushWhacker 48JimTheLumberjack 48NatalieDragon 48ArtaxesTheLion 48 (1,2,8,10)
276 and Beyond EmoWerewolf 48TheWashedUpHermit 48DetectiveKaine 48KhouriTheWitchDoctor 48 (3,5,6,11)



Free Play Edit

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Objective

Play without an objective

Restrictions

  • Complete 'Recruit Bubba, the Swimming Orc'
  • Costs 2500 Participation Ribbons to start
  • A random Crusader Games Chest is awarded upon reset
  • Crusader Games Chests contain gear for the new Event Crusaders

Reward

Random Crusader Games Chest



Tier 2 ObjectivesEdit

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Recruit The Goldhound Edit

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Objective

Reach area 300 with The Goldhound on high alert.

Restrictions

  • Complete all the Tier 1 Dr. Evil's Summer Sabotage Objectives
  • Cost 400 Ribbons to start
  • The Goldhound takes up a slot in your formation
  • Picking up Gold temporarily disables your DPS

Reward

The Goldhound swaps with Gold Panda

Pictogram voting info Note:

  • The Goldhound's DPS reduction lasts for 5 seconds
  • If the Goldhound NPC is destroyed, it cannot debuff your crusaders.
  • Warning: Opening silver chests when your DPS is 0 will cause gold cards to give you 0 gold.



Recruit Milgrid the Mining Mage Edit

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Objective

Reach area 300 while Milgrid's mining machine drives you nuts.

Restrictions

  • Complete all the Tier 1 Dr. Evil's Summer Sabotage Objectives
  • Complete 'Recruit The Goldhound'
  • Costs 1,100 Ribbons to start
  • Milgrid the Mining Mage and her boring machine take up several slots in your formation
  • The machine's loud boring reduces your DPS by 10% for every 5 areas completed (multiplicative)

Reward

Milgrid the Mining Mage swaps with Nate Dragon

Pictogram voting info Note:

  • Upon reaching area 301, the boring machine's debuff will be -99.82%.
  • If the boring machine is destroyed, it cannot debuff your crusaders.
  • Since the debuff's value is based on highest area reached, it will not be reduced when returning to earlier areas. Going back to area 1 will not make silver chests give more gold.



The Great Heist Edit

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Objective

Get your pockets picked all the way to area 400.

Restrictions

  • Complete all the Tier 1 Dr. Evil's Summer Sabotage Objectives
  • Complete 'Recruit Milgrid the Mining Mage'
  • Costs 2500 Ribbons to start
  • Must have 5,000+ IdolcutoutIdols to start
  • Dr. Evil's thieving henchmen take up two slots in the formation
  • The henchmen swipe half of your quest items as you pick them up

Reward

Crusader Games Jeweled Chest



Gold Medal in Evil Edit

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Objective

Reach area 450 with some uncanny friends

Restrictions

  • Complete all the Tier 1 Dr. Evil's Summer Sabotage Objectives
  • Complete 'Recruit Milgrid the Mining Mage'
  • Costs 2500 Ribbons to start
  • Must have 7,500+ IdolcutoutIdols to start
  • Dr. Evil slowly replaces your formation with unconvincing clones
  • Each clone reduces your DPS by 50%, stacking multiplicatively

Reward

Crusader Games Jeweled Chest

Pictogram voting info Note: Clones fill in the formation slots in a fixed sequence.
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Dr. Evil Unleashed Edit

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Objective

Does Dr. Evil expect you to reach area 500? No, Crusaders, he expects you to die!

Restrictions

  • Complete all the Tier 1 Dr. Evil's Summer Sabotage Objectives
  • Complete 'Recruit Milgrid the Mining Mage'
  • Costs 2500 Ribbons to start
  • Must have 10,000+ IdolcutoutIdols to start
  • Powerful robots attack your formation, healing all monsters and firing lasers from range.

Reward

Crusader Games Jeweled Chest




AchievementsEdit

Tier 1Edit

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Recruit VeronicaEdit

Unlock Veronica by completing the respective objective.

Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 1%

Recruit BubbaEdit

Unlock Bubba by completing the respective objective.

Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 1%

Beep Boop BorkEdit

Get a piece of equipment in all three slots of Veronica.

Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 1%

Deep Sea DivingEdit

Get a piece of equipment in all three slots of Bubba.

Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 1%

I Participated!Edit

Spend 16,500 Participation Ribbons starting objectives in the "Crusader Summer Games" campaign. Ribbons spent on purchasing chests don't count!

Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 1%

A Perfect 10Edit

Position Bubba such that Synchronized Swimming increases the DPS of some Crusaders by at least 150% and Splish Splash provides a gold bonus of at least 50%

Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 1%


Tier 2Edit

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Recruit The GoldhoundEdit

Unlock The Goldhound by completing the respective objective.

Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 1%

Recruit Milgrid the Mining MageEdit

Unlock Milgrid the Mining Mage by completing the respective objective.

Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 1%

Equip The GoldhoundEdit

Get a piece of equipment in all three slots of The Goldhound.

Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 1%

Equip Milgrid the Mining MageEdit

Get a piece of equipment in all three slots of Milgrid the Mining Mage.

Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 1%

Deep Gold FarmingEdit

Cap out The Goldhound's Gold Nose while you've got 12 full stacks of Milgrid's We've Got to Go Deeper.

Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 1%

Try EverythingEdit

Spend 33,000 Participation Ribbons starting objectives in the "Crusader Summer Games" campaign. Ribbons spent on purchasing chests don't count!

Increases the DPS of all Crusaders by 1%


WalkthroughEdit

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